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  • Pakistan
    K
    Sooba Punjab
    K
    Division Bahawalpur
    K
    Zila
    Raheem Yaar Khan
    Ki
    Tehsil
    Saadiq Abad
    Mein
    KLP road per
    Waqay Shahid Colony
    Ki
    Gali No.6
    Ke
    House No.1
    Uncle Mehboob
    Ke
    Ghar
    Ki
    Teesri Manzil
    Ke
    Bedroom
    ke
    Sath attach Bathroom
    Mein
    Lagi
    Tooti
    Ke
    Neeche
    Rakhay
    Blue Colour
    K
    Lotay
    Ki
    Qasam
    I MISS YOU.

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    Rating: +5 (from 13 votes)
  • Tu jhan rhay meri DUA ki chaon ho
    Chahay wo koi sheher ho ya gaon ho
    Teri ankh mai nami na ho
    ksi shay ki tujhko kami na ho
    Tujy jo lagay wo nazar na ho
    Ksi dukh ko teri khbar na ho
    Teri rah mai QOS-e-QAZAH rahay
    Razi tujh say RAB ki RAZA rahay
    Khushi teray paon ki dhool ho
    Dua meri ye kabool ho!
    (Amin)

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    Rating: +3 (from 5 votes)
  • Ajnabi

    Wo ajnabi tha to rooz milta tha.
    Jub se usay apna hony ka yaqeen hua he sagir;
    Us ne milna he chor dea.

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    Rating: -5 (from 13 votes)
  • Dil dard se Roey to aawaz Nai ati,

    Aakash pe Shayad meri Faryad nai Jati,

    Hum to Yaad karte Rehte hain aksar tumhein

    Phir tumein kyun Hamari yaad nahi aati.

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    Rating: -2 (from 2 votes)
  • 1 Pagal hr wqt bolta rehta tha
    “Ghulail bnaoun ga aur Chirya ko maron ga!”

    1 din usko Paglon k Doctor k pas ly gaye aur us ka elaj ho gya.

    Dr: AB KYA KRO GY?

    Pagal:Shadi kron ga, Nokri dhoondon ga, Ghr bsaon ga
    Dr: Very Nice! Phir kya kro gy
    Pagal:Bchchon ko achhy school bhejon ga,
    Un ka birthday mnaon ga,
    Nekr aur Shirt gift ayegi.
    Dr: Gud Gud! Phir
    Pagal: Un ki Nekr sy Elastic nikalon ga,
    phir

    “Ghulail bnaoun ga aur Chirya ko maron ga”

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    Rating: 0 (from 8 votes)
  •  _:"-.______;*""*;
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                      *--*'
     Ye Lo Dil Ki Chabi
    Aur
    
    Khol K
    
    Dekh Lo K ye dil kitna mi$s kar raha hy aapko.
     "I  MISS  U"*
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    Rating: +2 (from 6 votes)
  • Samunder me pani, pani me fish.

    wah! wah!

    Samunder me pani, pani me fish.

    wah! wah!

    Aap ko salam aur aap ki Girlfriend ko kiss…

    Ab bol wah wah.

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    Rating: +8 (from 10 votes)
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