Pathani: Tm 5wy admi ho jis sy ma Chudwa rhi ho

Boy: kya tumhara husband tmko nai Chodta

Pthni: Muj ko nai chodta, bad ma usko chodta ha jo mujhe chodta hai

Molana saab jumma k khutbay me:
Aaj kal cable pe chanel boht kharab kharab Aa rahe hen

Pathan: Nahi hamare ghar to saaf Aa rahe hain.Aap apna taar check krwao

Aik pathan ko aik admi mobile per tang karta tha.

Aik din pathan ny new sim khareed kar usy msg kia

Main ne wo no bnd kr dia he ab tang kar k dikha bachy.

Papu Jadugr se: Mujhy jadu dikhao

Jadugr:Apni pant utar k jhuko

Jadugr: Ander ungli mehsos hui

Papu:Han
Jdgr:Dekho mere 2no hath uper hen…

Faqeer to sardar:
Aap k parrosi ne mujhey pait bhar kr khana khilaya hai,aap bhi khuch de dein..
Sardar: Ye lo
“HAJMOLA”…”:-)

Sardar ko larki hui.
Biwi: suno ji jab ye bari hogi to larke ise chereygay.

Sardar: Maine is problem ka solution dundh liya he hum iska naam “BAJI” rakhenge.

SUHAG RAAT!!
WIFE: Peeche nahi aage dalte hain.
Sardar: kaise pata?
WIFE: Mera friend mere aage dalta tha.
Sardar: tu chup kar, mera dost mere peeche dalta tha.