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  • What is a girlfriend?

    Russian:A cigrate when finished drop it

    Irish:A bottle of Wine when empty break it

    Pthan: An Audio Cassette when side A is finished use side B…

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  • Kaafi Dinon Se Main Bhoola Hua Tha Doston Ko!

    Faqat Ek Lafz BEGHAIRAT Nai Sab Ki Yaad Taza Kerdi :-)

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  • Faqir:10 rupay do chai pini hai!

    Admi:chai to 5 ki hy!

    Faqir:GirlFriend b sath hy..

    Admi:Faqiron ne b GirlFriend bana li,

    Faqir:nhi GirlFriend ny faqir bana dia hai…

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  • Get Up From Ur…
    Softy Shofty Bed…

    Open Ur…
    Teeny Weeny Eyes…

    Wash Ur…
    Pinky Shinky Face…

    Bcoz…
    SomeOne Wants 2 wISH U…

    . GØØD MØRÑIÑG.

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  • Phir wafaien bhi karo gay tou koi na poochay ga Faraz…

    Yeh tere saray sitam faqat meray marr janay tak hain…

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  • Chalay bhi aao k tum bin guzara nhi hota

    koi pal aisa nhi jab tum ko pukara nhi hota

    Guzar jaye jo teri yaad k bagair

    Kasam se wo din humara nhi hota.

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  • ALLAH : insan k sath hai aur log issey aasman pe tlash karte hein.

    Jannat : maa k qadmon taley hai aur log issey doosri nekiyon me tlash karte hein.

    Itmenan-e-Qalb: zikr me hai aur log issey fikr me tlash karte hein.

    Sehat: Rohaniyat k irteqa me hai aur log issye duaon me dhoondhte hein.

    Nemat: Allah k shukr me hai aur log issey hirs me tlash karte hein.

    Rizq: sakhawat me hai aur log issey mehnat me tlash karte hein.

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