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  • Chalay bhi aao k tum bin guzara nhi hota

    koi pal aisa nhi jab tum ko pukara nhi hota

    Guzar jaye jo teri yaad k bagair

    Kasam se wo din humara nhi hota.

  • Phir wafaien bhi karo gay tou koi na poochay ga Faraz…

    Yeh tere saray sitam faqat meray marr janay tak hain…

  • Get Up From Ur…
    Softy Shofty Bed…

    Open Ur…
    Teeny Weeny Eyes…

    Wash Ur…
    Pinky Shinky Face…

    Bcoz…
    SomeOne Wants 2 wISH U…

    . GØØD MØRÑIÑG.

  • Faqir:10 rupay do chai pini hai!

    Admi:chai to 5 ki hy!

    Faqir:GirlFriend b sath hy..

    Admi:Faqiron ne b GirlFriend bana li,

    Faqir:nhi GirlFriend ny faqir bana dia hai…

  • Kaafi Dinon Se Main Bhoola Hua Tha Doston Ko!

    Faqat Ek Lafz BEGHAIRAT Nai Sab Ki Yaad Taza Kerdi :-)

  • What is a girlfriend?

    Russian:A cigrate when finished drop it

    Irish:A bottle of Wine when empty break it

    Pthan: An Audio Cassette when side A is finished use side B…

  • Taking sips of coffee !!!

    Lying in cozy bed with blanket around !!!

    Reading novel or watching movie !!!

    Long gossip with friends !!!

    Rain with soft music !!!

    Long walk on road at night with a cup of tea in hand.

    All you can enjoy bcoz it’s winter cuming !

    Håppy Winter season.:-D

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