Har kisi ko piyara banaya nahi jata.

Piyar wo rishta hai jo azmaya nahi jata.

Hath to mil jaty hain ajnabiyon sy.

Magr
Dil har kisi sy milaya nahi jata.

ALLAH : insan k sath hai aur log issey aasman pe tlash karte hein.

Jannat : maa k qadmon taley hai aur log issey doosri nekiyon me tlash karte hein.

Itmenan-e-Qalb: zikr me hai aur log issey fikr me tlash karte hein.

Sehat: Rohaniyat k irteqa me hai aur log issye duaon me dhoondhte hein.

Nemat: Allah k shukr me hai aur log issey hirs me tlash karte hein.

Rizq: sakhawat me hai aur log issey mehnat me tlash karte hein.

Santa ka ladka-Im a Complan boy
Snta K ladki-Im a Complain Girl
Snta:Ye kya Chakkar he Peda mene kra name kisi orka?

Police man: Stop, stop, tumhari headlights kaam nahi kar rahi,wo bandh hai.

Santa: Jaldi se hat jao! brakes bhi kam nahi kar rahe.

SAWAL:Patni maike jakar pati ko roj phone kyun krti h?
JAWAB:Taki pati ko yad rahein musibat tali nhi

Que: Agar do pipal ke Pedon ko ek rassi se bandh diya jaye toh us rassi ko kya kahenge?

Ans: Uss rassi ko bolengey NOKIA – Connecting pipal.

Ghor Kalyug Ka Sabut.
Boy- Kya me tumhara Hath Chum Sakta Hu?
Girl- Kyu?
Kutte,
Kaminey,
Mere Hotho Pe Kya Jahar Laga He Kya?