~¤Fantastic Definitions¤~

School:
A place where papa pays & son plays.

Life Insurance:
A contract that keeps u poor all ur life so that u can die rich.

Marriage:
It’s an agreement in which a man looses his bachelors degree and a women gains her masters.

Dictionary:
A place where success comes before work.

Smile:
A curve that can set a lot of things straight.

Doctor:
A person who kills ur ills by pills, nd kills U by bills. :-)

The Brain is most outstanding object in the world
It functionz 24hrs a day,
365 days a year from birth to death,
Stops only when
,
,
we enter in Examination

Main ne ussay kaha..
Mujhay muhabat ki saza do faraz….

Uss KAMEENI ne mujh pe PARCHA kara diya……