Pakstani Walima me khana khane k 2 rules:
One: Pehli bar is tarha khao k doosri bar milega nhi
Two: Doosri bar is tarha khao k pehli bar mila hi nhi tha ;-)

Pathan: P.C.O kahan hai?
Aadmi ne ishara kar k bataya.
Pathan P.C.O me gaya, pocket se mobile nikala or baat kr k bahir aa gaya.
Aadmi ne poocha “jab aap k paas mobile tha to aap PCO main kyun gae”
Pathan: Mere dost ne kaha tha k PCO se phone karo ge to paise kam lagain ge :-D

Doctor: Aapke Husband ko Aaram ki Zarorat Hai.

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Ye Neend ki Goliyaan Le Jayen.

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Wife: Ye Main Inhain Kiss Waqt Don?

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Doctor: Jab Main Aaon.

Luck and Fuck are Directly Proportional to each Other.
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When Luck favors, You can Fuck the Whole World.
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But
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When Luck Fails, The Whole world begins to Fuck you!!!

Churi ko Kar Tu Taiz itna,
Ke Har Takbeer Se Pehlay…
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Bakra Churi Se Khud Puchay
Bata meri Khata kya hai ;)

Ek Pathan Mobile Franchise Mein Job Interview K Liay Gaya
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First Question K Answer Pe He Usko Maar K Bhaga Diya Gaya.

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Quiz: Which Is The Most Popular Network?

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Pathan: Al-Qaeda

Ab Shikwa Kyun Karte Ho Humse K Humare Lab Kyon Sil Gaye?

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Maangi Thi Tum Se ” Chip Stick ” Aur Tum Mujhe “Elfy” De Gaye :(