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  • A Fantastic Sentence written at a Japanese Bus Stop:
    “Only Buses Will Stop Here, Not your Time.
    So,
    Keep Walking Towards your Goal”

  • Ishq

    Nujoom-O-Raml K Sabhi Uloom Hamain Aatay Hyn ALAMDAR ,,,

    Magr Ye Ishq Hy Sub Zaechay Ghalat Niklay!

  • Gunah se Tauba kerna wajib ha magar Gunah se bachna ziyada wajib ha.
    (Hazrat AbuBakr)

    Tauba ki takleef se behter he k Gunah kiya hi na jaye.
    (Hazrat Umar)

    Gunah kisi na kisi surat dil ko pareshan rakhta ha.
    (Hazrat Usman)

    Sab se bara gunah wo he jo kerne walay ki nazar ma chota ho.
    (Hazrat Ali)

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  • a beautiful girl cant give u a beautiful future
    but a beautiful future can give u many beautiful girlz….

  • ik din english teacher ne ik student ko khara kiya aur kaha
    Teahcer: ik aisa sentence bano jis mein word “hand ” aaya hoo
    tu student ney jawab siya
    Student: my penis is in ur hand.
    Teacher: jawab sun kar teacher ney student ko ik thappar mara
    Student: sorry pen aur is k darmiyaan space dalna bhooll gaya tha

  • Shikwa

    maine tum se tumhain manga
    to tum muskura diye,
    tum yeh b to keh sakte the
    “meri jaan”
    apni chezen mangi nahi jaaten.

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