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Time will never stop…
Nov 14
A Fantastic Sentence written at a Japanese Bus Stop:
“Only Buses Will Stop Here, Not your Time.
So,
Keep Walking Towards your Goal”Ishq
Nov 14
Nujoom-O-Raml K Sabhi Uloom Hamain Aatay Hyn ALAMDAR ,,,
Magr Ye Ishq Hy Sub Zaechay Ghalat Niklay!
Haq Char Yar
Nov 14
Gunah se Tauba kerna wajib ha magar Gunah se bachna ziyada wajib ha.
(Hazrat AbuBakr)Tauba ki takleef se behter he k Gunah kiya hi na jaye.
(Hazrat Umar)Gunah kisi na kisi surat dil ko pareshan rakhta ha.
(Hazrat Usman)Sab se bara gunah wo he jo kerne walay ki nazar ma chota ho.
(Hazrat Ali)Online Bakra Mandi
Nov 14
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Nov 14
a beautiful girl cant give u a beautiful future
but a beautiful future can give u many beautiful girlz….Student & Teacher
Nov 14
ik din english teacher ne ik student ko khara kiya aur kaha
Teahcer: ik aisa sentence bano jis mein word “hand ” aaya hoo
tu student ney jawab siya
Student: my penis is in ur hand.
Teacher: jawab sun kar teacher ney student ko ik thappar mara
Student: sorry pen aur is k darmiyaan space dalna bhooll gaya thaShikwa
Nov 14
maine tum se tumhain manga
to tum muskura diye,
tum yeh b to keh sakte the
“meri jaan”
apni chezen mangi nahi jaaten.



