Bik raha tha wqt ke bazar mein mere izat ka lahoo.

“umbar”!!
Mur kar jo deka to mera he yaar kharedar nikla.

Jab dil udas hota hai,
Dard kuch khaas hota hai,
Hr soch
Hr yad
Hr baat
Hr pal bara be-aas hota hai,
Bas ek awaz c hoti hai,
Wo b be-saaz c hoti hai,
Na koi apna sa lagta hai,
Sab ek sapna sa lagta hai,
Yun dil kyo udas hota hai?
Kyo dard ye khas hota hai?

(TUM kia jano)

Kyun udaas baithey ho
is tarah andhere mein wasee,

Dukh to kam nahi hotey
Roshni bujhane se.

“Follow your passion
and
success will follow you.
you may be disappointed if you fail, but you are doomed if you dont try, for us there is only the trying the rest is not our business”..

Teacher:
Tum Bare Ho Kar Kya Karoge?

Student:
Shadi…

Teacher:
Nahi, Mera Matlab Hai Kya Banoge?

Student:
Dulha…

Teacher:
Oho… I Mean Bare Hokar Kya Hasil Karo Ge?

Student:
Dulhan

Teacher: Uffo… Matlb aisa kya karoge? Jo tum ne pehle kabi nahi kya

Student:
Nikaah

Äag Jo DiL Main Lagi Hai,

Zamane Main Laga Dun Ga,

Uski DØLI Jo Uthi,

TØ

TÖ

To

To

To

To

To

To

To

Koi Baat Nahin

Main DØSRI Phasa loon ga

Professor:
Tum 20 saal ki Larki se shadi karo ge ya apne se 20 saal bari se?

Student:
Sir! Depend karta hai ke kon Khoobsurat hai ap ki beti ya ap ki wife.