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  • Kabi Jazbon Kabi Khuwabon Ki Tijarat Kar K,

    Dil Ne Dukh Dard Kamaye Hain Mohabbat Kar K,

    Wo Jab Aayega To Mehfooz Milengay Usko,

    Hum Ne Dafnaye Hain Kuch Khuwab Amanat Kar K,

    1 Zara Si Bhool Hui Or Usay Kho Bethay,

    Hum Ne Paaya Tha Jisay Barson Ibadat Kar K…

  • Is msg ko 1 din tk ni Kolna.!
    Mjy pta ta ap se sabar ni hoga.
    Chalo
     .*""* . * ""*.
    "*   HAPPY   *"
     * NEW YEAR*
       "*2010*"
    IN ADVANCE. 
  • Larkay wale:

    Aap ki beti kuch karti hai?

    Larki ki amma…

    Haan jii

    MASHAALLAH

    Rozana 3 rupee mai 500 sms krti hai..A.M.A

  • Main Barson Se Jannat Ki Talaash Main Nikla Hua Tha ,
    ¤FARAZ¤

    Lekin Thak K Aaj Phir “MAA” K Qadmo Main Aa Gira,,

  • “Follow your passion
    and
    success will follow you.
    you may be disappointed if you fail, but you are doomed if you dont try, for us there is only the trying the rest is not our business”..

  • Nikaah

    Teacher:
    Tum Bare Ho Kar Kya Karoge?

    Student:
    Shadi…

    Teacher:
    Nahi, Mera Matlab Hai Kya Banoge?

    Student:
    Dulha…

    Teacher:
    Oho… I Mean Bare Hokar Kya Hasil Karo Ge?

    Student:
    Dulhan

    Teacher: Uffo… Matlb aisa kya karoge? Jo tum ne pehle kabi nahi kya

    Student:
    Nikaah

  • Äag Jo DiL Main Lagi Hai,

    Zamane Main Laga Dun Ga,

    Uski DØLI Jo Uthi,

    To

    To

    To

    To

    To

    To

    To

    Koi Baat Nahin

    Main DØSRI Phasa loon ga

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