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Professor:
Tum 20 saal ki Larki se shadi karo ge ya apne se 20 saal bari se?

Student:
Sir! Depend karta hai ke kon Khoobsurat hai ap ki beti ya ap ki wife.

Glass tote to kya awaz ati he?
Crsh

Nai yar

Ami ki awaz ati he
Tordo sb tor do Kmbkhton 1b na chorna tmhare susral walay aenge to rooh afza loty me pilaogi;-

Bik raha tha wqt ke bazar mein mere izat ka lahoo.

“umbar”!!
Mur kar jo deka to mera he yaar kharedar nikla.

Jab dil udas hota hai,
Dard kuch khaas hota hai,
Hr soch
Hr yad
Hr baat
Hr pal bara be-aas hota hai,
Bas ek awaz c hoti hai,
Wo b be-saaz c hoti hai,
Na koi apna sa lagta hai,
Sab ek sapna sa lagta hai,
Yun dil kyo udas hota hai?
Kyo dard ye khas hota hai?

(TUM kia jano)

Kyun udaas baithey ho
is tarah andhere mein wasee,

Dukh to kam nahi hotey
Roshni bujhane se.

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 ('.')   ap ko
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K Zindgi Ka K0i Bhr0sa Nhe!
Is Liye Hum Ap K0 abi keh daty hain,
 ,-*"*-.,.-*"*-,
 (happy new )
  / year 2010/           /MUBARAK/
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In advance
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