Chalti bus mein jaga na milne per 1 Larki ko Baba ne Goad mein bitha lia

Thori dair k baad Larki uth khari huwi or boli
“Chacha!
Ya ainu bitha.
ya Mainu bitha”

Main agar Tumhain jo Sanwar dun..

Tumharey
Roz-O-Shab ko Nikhar dun..

Mera Haath tham K EHAD do.

Mujey apny DiL ma rakho gay Tum..

Tumhain is Qadar jo Main Piyaar dun..

K Zindgi hi Haar dun..

To batao na…?

Mery bad bhi…

Yehi EHAD apna Nibhao gay…?

Ya K Muj ko BHooL hi jao gay.?>

Why are pure Vegetarian Women silent during SEX…..?

They are in state of shock that a Piece of Meat can give so much pleasure….

I saw a sighn in the hospital the other day that read.

*Family planning – Use Rear Entrance*

Good advice I thought….?

Pocha kisi ne Haal bari Muddaton k bad

Aaya Mera Khiyal bari Muddaton k bad

Krta to hai wo yad mujhy Chaht Se mager

Hota hai ye Kamal bari Muddaton k bad

uth uth k kisi ka intzar kr k dekhna

Kbhi kisi se piyar kr k dekhna

Kaese toot-te hein Mohabton k rishty

Ghaltiyan do char kr k dekhna

Zindagi ka falsafa samjhna ho to

Barish mei kachi diwar khari kr k dekhna

Nafrat ho jaye gi tum ko b dunyia se

Mohabat kisi se beshumar kr k dekhna

Meri yadasht ka mehwer hy teri yad Mohsin’

Phir Q darty ho k mai bhula doon ga tumhain