Jail me pathan se Qaidi ne pocha:
kis case mei ho?

Pathan:
GHEEBAT k case mei

Qaidi:
gheebat?Wo kaisey?

Pathan:
wo hum Larkey ka peeth peechey burai kia tha.

Hr Majboori Se
larna Sikh Lo..

Hr Gum K Saath

Jeena Sikh Lo..

‘masroof’ Hum B Kam Nahi..

Par Hamari Tarah tm b,

Dosto Ko Yaad Karna sikh lo

Main Paa Na Saka Kabhi Iss Khalish Se Chutkara {Faraz}

Woh Mujhe Jeet Bhi Sakta Tha Jaany Kiyun Haar Giya.

Sardar ki shadi hui
SUHAG rat ko sardar kambal orh k Sogaya

BV boli
ji meri Tangon k beech 1 Sorakh hy

Sardar:
Me B Bolon
Ye Thandi hawa kahan se arhe hy?

Yaadon ne teri mujhko ghafil na hone diya.
Raat phir bohat der tak sone nahi diya.
Dil gham se choor tha aankhen udas thin.
Chahat ne mujhko teri rone nahi diya.
Me manzil ki talash me bohat door tak nikal gaya.
Baton ne teri mujhko phir khone nahi diya.
zakhmi wajood ko lekar kahan jaon me.
Apno ne mujhko apna hone nahi diya.
Kismat me tera mera saath na tha shayad.
Halat ne b mujko tera hone nahi diya

Samandar mein “Gehrai” ki tarah

Piyar men “Judai” ki tarah

Khuda kare Aap ki Gril friend Aap ko rakhe

Bilkul apne chote bhai ki tarah

Bolo Aaaameen.

Zardari Ki car K niche 1chota Puppi aa K mar gya
‎
Zardari ne driver se Kaha K is K malik Ka Pta Kro
Jub driver wapis aya to us K galay me bohat se phool the
Zardari: ye Kia hai?
‎
Driver: Sir me ne logon se sirf yahi Kaha K
‎
me zardari ka driver hun
Kuttay Ka bacha mar gya hai
Unhon ne agli bat suni hi nai