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Facebook
Jan 16
Mera to ye sun kar heart fail hogya
.
FARAZ
.
.Jab kam wali masi ny kaha
Beta facebook pe mujhe bhi add krlo.. :D;)
Fooling in Night
Jan 16
Assalam o alikum.
Ye
Hmari
Night
sMs
Service
Hy,
Is
Me
Hm
Sote
Hue
Logon
Ko
SmS
Kr
Ke
Jagate
Hain,
Or
Un
Ke
Jaag
Jane
Ke
Bad
Hum
Khud
So
Jate
Hain“GOOD NIGHT”
Qayamat se Pehle
Jan 16
HAZRT JIBRAIL Ne HUZOOR PAK(S.A.W)Se frmaya
Aap(S.A.W) K Baad Mai 10 Bar Aaonga
Or 10 Chezen DUNYA Se Lejaonga
1/ NAMAZ
2/ SABR
3/ SHARAM
4/ MUHABBAT
5/ BARKAT
6/ INSAAF
7/ SAKHAWAT
8/ HALAAL
9/ ILM
10/ QURA’AN K HUROOF
OR,
Phir Kisi B Lamhe QAYAMAT Barpa Hogi.
Sabar
Jan 15
“SABAR ” ke 2 sortain hain,
1: Jo Napasand ho usay “BARDASHT” krna,
2: Jo Pasand ho uska “INTIZAR” krna..
(Hazrat Ali A.R)Sexy Installation
Jan 15
Boy: Kia may ap ka software dekh sakta hoo? Girl: Ok lekin Pehlay mujhay apna hardware to dikao! Boy: (Dikhatey huway) Girl: oh ap ka processor to Intel P4 hay! Boy: thanks… Ab may isay install kar loo? Girl: Haa magar meri software zara nazuk hay. Apnay hardware ko anti virus cover laga kar aaram say install karo. Lekin time kitna lageyga? Boy: installation to 5 minute may hojayegi lekin folder 9 mahiney me khuley ga.
Media Effects
Jan 15
MEDIA’S EFFECT
Ek baap,bache se:
pata hai bachey kaisy paida hote hain?Bacha:
Is mai konsi bari baat hai
mujhy to ye bhi pata hai kaisy paida nahi hotay..Teri Talab
Jan 15
Teri talab ki hadd ne aisa janoon bakhsha.
Hum khud ko bhool bethay tujhay yaad kartay kartay..!!



