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  • Mera to ye sun kar heart fail hogya
    .
    FARAZ
    .
    .

    Jab kam wali masi ny kaha

    Beta facebook pe mujhe bhi add krlo.. :D;)

  • Assalam o alikum.
    Ye
    Hmari
    Night
    sMs
    Service
    Hy,
    Is
    Me
    Hm
    Sote
    Hue
    Logon
    Ko
    SmS
    Kr
    Ke
    Jagate
    Hain,
    Or
    Un
    Ke
    Jaag
    Jane
    Ke
    Bad
    Hum
    Khud
    So
    Jate
    Hain

    “GOOD NIGHT”

  • HAZRT JIBRAIL Ne HUZOOR PAK(S.A.W)Se frmaya

    Aap(S.A.W) K Baad Mai 10 Bar Aaonga

    Or 10 Chezen DUNYA Se Lejaonga

    1/ NAMAZ

    2/ SABR

    3/ SHARAM

    4/ MUHABBAT

    5/ BARKAT

    6/ INSAAF

    7/ SAKHAWAT

    8/ HALAAL

    9/ ILM

    10/ QURA’AN K HUROOF

    OR,

    Phir Kisi B Lamhe QAYAMAT Barpa Hogi.

  • Sabar

    “SABAR ” ke 2 sortain hain,
    1: Jo Napasand ho usay “BARDASHT” krna,
    2: Jo Pasand ho uska “INTIZAR” krna..
    (Hazrat Ali A.R)

  • Boy: Kia may ap ka software dekh sakta hoo? Girl: Ok lekin Pehlay mujhay apna hardware to dikao! Boy: (Dikhatey huway) Girl: oh ap ka processor to Intel P4 hay! Boy: thanks… Ab may isay install kar loo? Girl: Haa magar meri software zara nazuk hay. Apnay hardware ko anti virus cover laga kar aaram say install karo. Lekin time kitna lageyga? Boy: installation to 5 minute may hojayegi lekin folder 9 mahiney me khuley ga.

  • MEDIA’S EFFECT

    Ek baap,bache se:
    pata hai bachey kaisy paida hote hain?

    Bacha:
    Is mai konsi bari baat hai
    mujhy to ye bhi pata hai kaisy paida nahi hotay..

  • Teri talab ki hadd ne aisa janoon bakhsha.

    Hum khud ko bhool bethay tujhay yaad kartay kartay..!!

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