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  • Pls go to create a message
    Then open T9 ON DICTIONARY OPTION
    Then type this number & see the magic
    277451366514612382623

  • Yaar T.V dekho
    Zardari Ne resign krdiya

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    Ek Aur Bana Dya

    Happy April Fool In Advance ;)

  • Pyar Karo,
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    Zaroor Karo,
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    Mana To Nahi Kiya,
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    Lekin..?
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    Pyar Karo Kisi 1 Se,
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    Magar Karo Kisi Naik Se,
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    Jab Tak Koi Naik Na Milay,
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    Try Karo Har 1 Se.

  • Khule jo lab to DUA de tum ko,

    Har roz nai zindagi khuda de tum ko,

    Agr aik khushi ki arzoo karo tum,

    Khuda khushion ka darya de tum ko.

  • Ek Din Kisi Ne DIL Se Puchha… . .

    “Waadon” aur “Yaadon”me kiya FARQ hai?

    Jawab mila…

    “Waade”Insaan Torta hai.
    Aur
    “Yaadain”Insaan ko Torr deti hain…

  • Zara thehro…..!
    Chalay jana…..!

    Mujhy kuch tum se kehna hai,

    Boht waqt nahi laina,

    Mukhtasir si bat krni hai,

    Na dukh apny suna-ny hain,

    Na koi faryad krni hai,

    Na ye maloom krna hai k halaat kaisy hain,

    Tumhary humsafar tumhary sath kaisy hain,

    Na ye maloom krna hai k din raat kaisy hain,

    Mujhy bs itna he kehna hai, K

    Tumhari LIGHT aa gai kya?

    hmari to aa gai hai :-D

  • ICU

    It happened in an international hospital that ICU patients died in same bed every sunday at 11 a.m.

    It puzzled the doctors whether it waz s0mething super natural..

    Worldwide eXpert team was formed to investigate the cause..

    Next sunday few minutes before 11 a.m. all doctors & nurses waited to see what it was..

    Some were holding prayer books & Holy objects to ward off evil..

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    then . . .

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    Suddenly . . .

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    Sardar g,
    Part time sunday sweeper,
    entered the ICU..

    Unplugged the life support system & plugged his vaccum cleaner :-D!

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