Great Motivational Phrase:

“I know I am something, because GOD doesn’t create garbage.”

Charday suraj dhalday waikhay,
Bujhay diway balday waikhay,
Heeray da koi mull na taaray,
Khotay sikkay chalday waikhay,
Jinna’n da na jag te koi,
O v puttar palday waikhay,
Ohdi rehmat de nal banday,
Pani ottay chalday waikhay,
Loki kehnday daal nai galdi,
Main te pathar galday waikhay

“Bullay Shah”

aai thi sardi
Lagi thi thand

Sukrri thi Phudi

Akray thay Lan.
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aa gai garmi

Chali gai thand

Khul gai Phudi

Latak gay Lan.!
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Happy Summer Season ;)

2 Dogs Were having SéX.
SON: dad Ye Kya Ho Rha Hai?
DAD: Peche Wala dog Sahara Le kar Chal Raha Hai.
SON: Ajeeb Zamana Hai Jise Sahara Do Wohi “bund” Marta Hai

Baap ne apne baitay ki talashi li,
jaib se naswar, cigrette, chars, katrina kaif ki tasaweer aur girls ke numbers baramad hoye,
baap ne baitay ko bohot mara or kaha “kab se kar rahe ho ye sab kuch”?
Baita rote hoye bola,
“Abu main ne aap ki jacket pehni hui hai”

TANHAIYAAN…

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Jab ooper Tanhaiyaan hain to
Neeche konsa “MELA” laga hai jo dekhne aaye ho.

Bv doctor se,mere shohar ko sotey mein bolne ki bimaari hai mein unhain kya doon,

Doctr,-Aap unhein jaagty mein bolne ka moqa dein . . !