NaukaR:
Saab aapke kisi khaaS doSt ka fone aya tha

Saab:
Tuje keSe pata k woh meRa khaaS doSt hy?

NaukaR:
woh pooch Raha tha k Gaando kahan hy?

Manzil par puhanchne ki talab hoti he jin ko FARAZ,

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Rasty ma khary ho kar wo POONDI nahi karty.

Papa:”Beta Tumhe Kaisi Biwi Chahiye”.

Beta:”Chand Jaisi Jo Raat Ko Aaye Aur Subha Chali Jaye”.

Papa:”Beta Usey Chand Nahi gashti Kehte Hain….!!

Mazy K Drops Tatton K Andar Bethey Apas Men Baaten Ker Rahe Thy..

1. Main Bahir Jaa K Pilot Bano Ga..
2. Main Bahir Jaa K Engineer Bano Ga..
3. Main Bahir Ja Ker Doctor Bano Ga..
4th Qatra Dorta Huwa Aaya r Bola..

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“Nasso Pehn Chodo..

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“MUTH” Wajh Gai Jay..

Qatrey Boley.. Shit Yaar..

Saale Ney Career Di Pehn Nu Lun Dey Ditta.

(Dedicate to all Muthal boy)

WARNING!!!

This is a VIRUS…

When you turn your phone off it WON’T WORK AGAIN

Happy April Fool

U r the most CUTE persons in the world!
Just a second, don’t misunderstand.
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CUTE means:
Creating
Useless
Troubles
Everywhere

Fact 1: You can not touch
your both lips with your tongue

Fact 2: After reading this,
99/100 idiots would try it

Happy 1st April