4 things to remember in life
1! Us ko zror Sorry kaho jise tm Chahty ho
2! Usy mat choro jo tmhein Chahta ho
3! Us se kuch na chupaao jo tm pr Aitbar krta ho
4! Usey kbhi mat bhulao jo tmhein yad krta ho

Meri CHAHAT ka sar-e-aam to charcha na karo,

kum to pehley b nahi, aur to RUSWA na karo!

Bhaanp jaye na kahein DIL ki lagi ye DUNYA,

Youn SHAFAQ ban k mere CHEHRE pe thehra na karo!

Baat chhoti si b AFSANA bana deti hai,

Tum KITABON pe mere NAAM ko likha na karo!

DIL ko bechain sa karti hain tumhari AANKHEN,

Raat ko daer talak tum mujhy SOCHA na karo!

Samney sab k krye kis tarha IQRAR A.R,

Youn sar-e-bazm to us se ye TAQAZA na karo.G,R

FILM
“Looto Pakistan”

HERO:
Zardari

HEROIN:
Shery Rehman

SIDE HERO:
Yousaf Raza G.

VILLAN:
Amin Fahim & nawaz sharif

GUEST APPEARANCE:
Altaf Husain

SUPPORTING ACTOR: Fazal-ur-Rahman and asfand yar wali.

SIDE VILLANs: Chaudhry Brothers

DANCERS:
Fehmida Mirza & Kashmala Tariq

DHMAKAY DAR MUSIC BY:
Taliban

ACTION BY:
Pak Army

SUSPENSE BY: Chief Justice

FINANCED BY:
Poor People Of Pakistan

coming soon
in all mobiles in pakistan….

“80, 20,tere
te Dil 20 tera,
10 sonya 13 ki khayal “A” ?
11 dostan 9 enj nai 27 da,
Piyar nal piyar da jawab honra chai da”

Air Port Pr Sub Baithy Hain,

Urny Wla Hai JAHAZ

Wah wah wah
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Sb ayat ul qursi parh rahe hain Q K Pilot Hai
Faraz.

PAThAN: IMportd CoNdoM hY..

DukAndAr: SiZE bAtAo..

PAthAn: SizE to mALooM nAhi..

DukAndAr: sAmNe kAmrE mE TAbLe mE HoLE hAi, us mai LuN daAl kr SizE CHecK kAr k aAo..

PAthAn wApAs ayA to DukAndAr nE poochA kon sa size DooN..

PAthAn: CoNdoM k0 GoLi mAr0 TAbLE kitnEy ka Hy..

My friendship is antibiotic
My touch is antiseptic
My smile is analgesic
My SMS is antipyretic
So always be my friend & enjoy DISEASE-FREE life..;-)