3 SARDAR picnic pay gaye wahan ja k yaad aya k pepsi to ghar bhool gaye?
Decide kiya k sab say chota SARDAR ja k pepsi lay aye.
Chota SARDAR:
Mein is shart per jata hoon k tum meray anay tak samosy nahi khao gay.
Dono nay kaha k theek.
1 din guzra SARDAR nahi aya, 2 din guzray, 3, 4, hafta guzra.
Dono nay socha k ab samosay kha lenay chaye jaisay hi samosa uthaya chota SARDAR darakht k peechay say nikal k bola:
“JAY INJ KARO GAY TAY MEIN NAHI JANDA…”

GOLDEN WORDS…..!
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Chor yaar tunay koun sa Amal karna he :-P

“Jany Kis Baat Pe Uss Ne Mujhay Chhor diya Hai Faraz?”
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“Wo Shakhs to Kisi ko 5 Rupay nahi Chhorta..

Sardar di kuri:
abbu kal na apnay ghar vicho 1 banda ghatt jayega.

aglay din wo larki bhaag gayi

Sardar:
kamm te kuri ne changa nai kita par hai o NAJOMI…!

Larka : Molvi Sahab kya Girl friend k saath Sona Haram hai?
Molvi : Beta Baat Haram Halal ki Nahi hai
Masla Yeh hai ke Tum log Sote nahi ho.

A TRUE STORY:

Kisi Darakht pe 1 Ullu Baitha Krta tha
1 din wo Darakht Kat Dia Gya
Darakht Bohot Khush Hua k Shukr Ab mujh Par Koi Ullu Nai BethyeGa
Lekn Darakht ki khushi us waqt khak me milgai
jub
Usko Kaat kar
Saddar e Pakistan ki kursi bana di gai.
TareeKh Gawah Hy Aj B Us Pr ULLU bethta hy.

Girl to Boy : Janu aj mujhe itna chodo ! itna chodo k meri choot k cheechrray Urra do..
Boy : Madarchod ye mera lund hai koi khudkash hamla awer nahi!