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  • Mere sajjdon mein kami to na thi “Faraz”

    Kiya mujh se b barh k kisi ne manga tha us ko,

  • Chal Ab Meri Saans He Zamanat Rakh Lay “Faraz”’

    Shayad Is Tarah Ban Jaon Main Tere Aitbaar K Qabil,

  • Masroof hai wo din raat usay waqt kahan hai ?
    Wo mujhse karay baat usay waqt kahan hai?
    Betabi-e-dil ka usay andaza nahi hai,
    wo Samjhay meray jazbat usay waqt kahan hai,
    Moujon main tarapta huwa main doob raha hoon,
    Thamay wo mera hath usay waqt kahan hai .

  • Aj ishq de tournamnt de andr,

    Mai pyar da final haar gya,

    Si husan di Batting tez bari,

    Her chakka Boundry paar gya,

    Mera Dilbr guglian Ballan wich,

    Menu pyar da Bouncer maar gya,

    Kita catch une mra Dil yaro,

    Te Mai Jitya match v haar gya.

  • Husbnd in susral
    teling 2 wife:
    ao sex karen
    wife: Nahi ye mery
    baap ka ghar hy
    sharm ati hy mujy,
    Husbnd:mery baap
    ka ghar koi chakla hai
    jo roz tyar hoti
    ho..

  • “Baad Marne K B Us Ne Chorra Na Dil Jalana

    “FARAZ”

    Roz Phaink Jata Hai Phool Saath Wali Qabar Par….!!

  • Chaval

    Sheikh asked a Parrot:

    “Miyan Mithu Choori khao gay???”

    Parrot said:

    “Chavllan na maar,ap kadi khadi ay”

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