“A Sardar was helping his son 2 fill his admision form”

Son asked:

‘Baapu Mother tongue walay khany mai kya likon?

Sardar:
‘Puttar likh de;
“Very Long”;-).

Aorat Lady Doctor se Doctor sahaba muje chabi wala teeka laga dain. Lady Dr: ap k kitne bachay hn. Aorat: MASHALAH mere 11 bachay hn. Lady Dr: Phir to Talla hi lagwa lain.

“BANGALI DOCTOR”
To A LADY Patient:

“TANG” Dekhayen

LADY:
What?

Dr:
I Mean
Apna “JOBAN” Dekhayen,

LADY:
Are You In Senses?

Dr:
Na Aap “TANG” (Tongue) Deykhti Hain,
Or
Na “JOBAN” (Zuban) Deykhti Hai.

Ap Apna “KUSS” (Kuch) To Dekhaye..!;-)

BACHON KA HARAMI PAN.
.
.
Bacha shopkeeper se: sooji hay.

Shopkeeper:
Ji haan sooji hay.

Bacha:
Tou phir marwai q thi…??

If we Desire to Blossom like a Rose in the Garden, then we must learn the Art of Adjusting with the Thorns. Because
Difficulties will make U Shine.

Words from Shakespeare
“It’s not ur mistake if u can’t read the eyes which cheat u
but
it’s realy ur mistake if u can’t read the eyes which love u.”

Cycle k mistri ne suhag rat ko apni bivi ko pani waley tub mai litaya.
Bivi: Ye kia kar rahe ho?
Mistri: Mujhe to pani mai e pata chalta hai k surakh kahan hy!