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Lun pe Aitebar kis ko hy ?
Mil jaye Phudi Inkaar kis ko hy ?
Kuch Majboorian hain ay faraz wrna ..
Muth Maarne se Pyar kis ko he.
Ungli kar kar k pani dia nikal
Boli wo tarap k jaldi se daal
Josh-e-shevat me lore ko rakha choot pe
Dono haath jama diye JÄÅÑI us k doodh pe
Zabt ki achanak asha toot gyi
Or us k sath hi 1 or chud gyi
Baad-e-chudai humne kia aaram
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Ab kia dhoond rahy ho GANDU qissa hua tamam
Zindagi mai jawani k saal na hotay
Humaray itnay ganday aamal na hotay
Mai tumhari gand zarur marta mere dost
Agr tumhari gand pr itne bal na hote.
Hum ne Jurrat jo dikhayi to bora man gyi
Hadd hr ek mitayi to bora man gyiKhod hi kehti koi talluq na rakho
Dosri bachi phansayi to bora man gyiKhod hi boli muje chho k mujhe sona krdo
Hum ne chhati jo dabayi to bora man gyiHum se kehti thi k pasand lollypop hen
Hum ne lulli jo dikhayi to bora man gyiUski lene k liye uski bajane k liye
Hum ne khatya jo bichhayi to bora man gyiUs ne pocha k kali phool kese banti hey Faraz
Hum ne kr d ch**dayi to bora man gyiJb BV ny hola Shiraz Ka Nara
Dekh k Ghabra gai kun k LUN tha Aaara
Shiraz Bola Chalo Utaro Shalwar
BIVI boli ye LUN hai ya Talwar
Bana k Ghori jo Mara Jhatka
Lun SEDHA uski choot main Utkka
BIVI Boht zoor sy chilai
5 Min main phir nikli milai
Shiraz Bola main ho gaia thanda
BV boli once more ChandaTeri surat mere dil main aise bas gai hay,
Ghor farmaiyega..
Teri surat mere dil me aise bas gai hay. Jese
pant ki zip may lulli phans gai hy
Phir na sile gi agr gand pht jaegi.
Zindgi jhant nhi jo phir a jaegi.
Jo apne ap na de Zbrdasti lelo uski.
Wrna zindgi masti me nhi,Muth mrne me kat jaegi.


