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  • Lun pe Aitebar kis ko hy ?

    Mil jaye Phudi Inkaar kis ko hy ?

    Kuch Majboorian hain ay faraz wrna ..

    Muth Maarne se Pyar kis ko he.

  • Ungli kar kar k pani dia nikal

    Boli wo tarap k jaldi se daal

    Josh-e-shevat me lore ko rakha choot pe

    Dono haath jama diye JÄÅÑI us k doodh pe

    Zabt ki achanak asha toot gyi

    Or us k sath hi 1 or chud gyi

    Baad-e-chudai humne kia aaram

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    Ab kia dhoond rahy ho GANDU qissa hua tamam

  • Zindagi mai jawani k saal na hotay

    Humaray itnay ganday aamal na hotay

    Mai tumhari gand zarur marta mere dost

    Agr tumhari gand pr itne bal na hote.

  • Hum ne Jurrat jo dikhayi to bora man gyi
    Hadd hr ek mitayi to bora man gyi

    Khod hi kehti koi talluq na rakho
    Dosri bachi phansayi to bora man gyi

    Khod hi boli muje chho k mujhe sona krdo
    Hum ne chhati jo dabayi to bora man gyi

    Hum se kehti thi k pasand lollypop hen
    Hum ne lulli jo dikhayi to bora man gyi

    Uski lene k liye uski bajane k liye
    Hum ne khatya jo bichhayi to bora man gyi

    Us ne pocha k kali phool kese banti hey Faraz
    Hum ne kr d ch**dayi to bora man gyi

  • Jb BV ny hola Shiraz Ka Nara
    Dekh k Ghabra gai kun k LUN tha Aaara
    Shiraz Bola Chalo Utaro Shalwar
    BIVI boli ye LUN hai ya Talwar
    Bana k Ghori jo Mara Jhatka
    Lun SEDHA uski choot main Utkka
    BIVI Boht zoor sy chilai
    5 Min main phir nikli milai
    Shiraz Bola main ho gaia thanda
    BV boli once more Chanda

  • Teri surat mere dil main aise bas gai hay,

    Ghor farmaiyega..

    Teri surat mere dil me aise bas gai hay. Jese

    pant ki zip may lulli phans gai hy

  • “ßest poem”

    Har koi karda a armaan Phudi da,

    Phudi te marda a insan phudi da

    Ae Katrina kadun avey gi hath mere

    Ae kadun marey ga sala salman phudi da

    Kinj hovy meri sehat changi

    Har rat aa janda ay shetan phudi da

    Aey mela phudian da kadon hovy khatm

    Koi sipahi aa k kare chalaan phudi da

    Q mashuq thalay nhi aandi

    Onu pata a k hovy ga nuqsan phudi da

    Aey sms 10 lokan nu send kr

    Nhi tey

    Kavey ga tenu sara jahan phudi da,

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