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  • Phir na sile gi agr gand pht jaegi.

    Zindgi jhant nhi jo phir a jaegi.

    Jo apne ap na de Zbrdasti lelo uski.

    Wrna zindgi masti me nhi,Muth mrne me kat jaegi.

  • “ßest poem”

    Har koi karda a armaan Phudi da,

    Phudi te marda a insan phudi da

    Ae Katrina kadun avey gi hath mere

    Ae kadun marey ga sala salman phudi da

    Kinj hovy meri sehat changi

    Har rat aa janda ay shetan phudi da

    Aey mela phudian da kadon hovy khatm

    Koi sipahi aa k kare chalaan phudi da

    Q mashuq thalay nhi aandi

    Onu pata a k hovy ga nuqsan phudi da

    Aey sms 10 lokan nu send kr

    Nhi tey

    Kavey ga tenu sara jahan phudi da,

  • Sameena aao khelain ge,

    Nahi aap hamari le lain ge…

    Yehi to pyar ki
    kasauti hai,

    Nahi meri bohat he choti hai…

    Dekh teray liye is dil mein kitna pyar bhara hai,

    Nahi mujhe pata hai aap ka kitna bara hai…

    Dekh yeh tera husun aur nikhar dega,

    Jee nahi yeh to meri phaar de ga ;)

  • Khulam khula hum tera balatkar karenge

    Teri izat ko sub k samne tar tar karenge

    Tail laga k pehle tujko tayar karenge

    Phir unglian de k tujko beqarar krenge

    Lun pe apne tujko swar karenge

    Phir apne lun ko tere aar par krenge

    Kabi andr kabi bahr kr k mazedar krenge

    Ye kaam hum her itwar krenge

    Chod chod k tujko maldar krenge

    Jab paisay na huay to udhar krenge

    Agar bura laga tjko to kbi kbar krenge

    Agar teri adat bun gae to bar bar krenge

  • Aaj Kal Boys K Honto Pe Ubharta Hai Faraz

    In Ki Gaand Pe Shola Sa Kiu Jalta Hai Faraz

    Kartey Hen Pamaal Subha Sham Takhallus Ko Mere

    Har Shair Ki Ma Chod Kar Aagey Likhtey Hen Faraz

    Shayad In Ki Kisi Faraz Ne Mari Hy GAAND

    Ya Phir Kar K Ungal Gaand Me Bhaaga Tha Faraz.

  • Khushbu jism pe lgaye bethe hain

    Sham se diye jalai bethe hain,

    Hamari devangi tu dekho

    Apko raat mai aana hai

    Aur Hum dopahar se condom charhae bathe hain.

  • Katra Katra Samandar Bun Jayega

    Dekhtay Dekhtay 2010 Aa Jayega

    Abhi Bhi Waqt Hai Mujh Se Gaand Merva Lo

    Aglay Saal Lun Thora Aur Bara Ho Jayega!

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