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  • Ek aurat ne 6 bachon ko ek sath janam diya.
    Woh bed se utri aur apne husband ko ek thapar mar k kehnay lagi
    Mene kaha tha na kutay wala style thek nahi…!!!!

  • Husbnd in susral
    teling 2 wife:
    ao sex karen
    wife: Nahi ye mery
    baap ka ghar hy
    sharm ati hy mujy,
    Husbnd:mery baap
    ka ghar koi chakla hai
    jo roz tyar hoti
    ho..

  • Doctor to Old Man!
    Baba ji Aapki Neeche Wali Dono Golian Nikaalni Paraingi..

    Baba: Nikaal lo Beta.’!
    Jab Bandooq hi Nahi Chalti tou goliyan kis kaam ki,

  • Teacher; Sabse zyada CALCIUM kis DOODH me hota hy?
    Boy; 18 saal ki larki me.
    Q k ispe MOO lagao to JISM k un hisson me b jaan aajati hy jin me HADDI nahi hoti.

  • Khubsoorat Larki Doctor se:
    Doctor,
    main jub cigrette peeti hun to ajeeb becheni si hoti hai, mein pehla kash leti hun to apne shoes utar deti hun, dosre kash mein socks, teesray kash mein shirt utar deti hon or chotay mein.
    Doctor: Ye lo G0LD LEAF or tafseel say batao.

  • Boy 2 Grl: Shadi K Liye Kon C Date Rakhain?
    Girl: Hichkchate Huay.. 22 DEC
    Boy: Koi Khas Wja?
    Girl: Shrmatay Huay.. Suna Hai Saal Ki Sab Se Lmbi Raat Hoti Hai..

  • Aorat Lady Doctor se Doctor sahaba muje chabi wala teeka laga dain. Lady Dr: ap k kitne bachay hn. Aorat: MASHALAH mere 11 bachay hn. Lady Dr: Phir to Talla hi lagwa lain.

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