Adult SMS

Pathan ne train me ANGREZ larki ka rape kr dya
Judge:Tumne is k sth galat kam Q kya?
Pathan:Mene naam pocha tha
Usne kha:
“Merry Marlow”
bus mai ne maardi.

Atif Aslam’s sexy Remix

Pehli Nazar Mei Kaisa Gando Kr Dia

Tera Lun Betha Hai Mera Khara

Jane Kya Hoga Kya Hoga Kya Pta

Is Lun Ko Le Le Aa Le Le Zara

Lun Hai Khara
9 Inch Bara
Meri Jholi Pe Aa Jhool Ja

O Jan e jan
le lo zra
mri jholi pe aa jhul ja aa
Baby I fucK U
Baby I fuck u so more
Baby i fuck U.

Dr:Zor se saans lain
Lambi saans
or lambi.
Achank awaz ia
“katak”

Dr:lagta hai Aap ki pasli toot gai hai
Girl:
kminay
mera brazier phat gya hai…….!

7 Nangay Larkay Apna Apna Khara ker k Road Pe Kharay Thy
1 Aurat Ne Pocha:
Are You Advertising For Condoms?
Larkay:Nahi Madam Ye
7.UP” ka Add Hy.

Boy & girl in bus

Boy: Miss ap k apple muj se touch ho rhe hy

Girl apple mre hy,apko kia taqlif ha

Boy: apple to apky hy lekin juice mra nikal rha hy….!!

Super Hit Beizzati!

Bv: “Agar Tumhare pas zindgi k 30 min bache hon to kya karoge?

Husband:”of course darling sex kronga”

Bv:”Baqi k 29 minutes kya kro gay?

Hotel mn 1couple dinner kr rha tha
Wife ne leg piece utha k husbnd ko dia
Pas betha baba bola: hi rabba aj sadi v zanani hundi ‘Sanu v lattan chuk chuk k dendi.