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Doggy Style

SMS-Dude — Mon, 26 Apr 2010 18:25:17 +0000

Ek aurat ne 6 bachon ko ek sath janam diya.
Woh bed se utri aur apne husband ko ek thapar mar k kehnay lagi
Mene kaha tha na kutay wala style thek nahi…!!!!

Baap ka Ghar

SMS-Dude — Wed, 21 Apr 2010 09:45:13 +0000

Husbnd in susral
teling 2 wife:
ao sex karen
wife: Nahi ye mery
baap ka ghar hy
sharm ati hy mujy,
Husbnd:mery baap
ka ghar koi chakla hai
jo roz tyar hoti
ho..

Bandooq

SMS-Dude — Thu, 15 Apr 2010 18:28:28 +0000

Doctor to Old Man!
Baba ji Aapki Neeche Wali Dono Golian Nikaalni Paraingi..

Baba: Nikaal lo Beta.’!
Jab Bandooq hi Nahi Chalti tou goliyan kis kaam ki,

Calcium

SMS-Dude — Wed, 07 Apr 2010 18:34:22 +0000

Teacher; Sabse zyada CALCIUM kis DOODH me hota hy?
Boy; 18 saal ki larki me.
Q k ispe MOO lagao to JISM k un hisson me b jaan aajati hy jin me HADDI nahi hoti.

More Details

SMS-Dude — Tue, 06 Apr 2010 18:08:07 +0000

Khubsoorat Larki Doctor se:
Doctor,
main jub cigrette peeti hun to ajeeb becheni si hoti hai, mein pehla kash leti hun to apne shoes utar deti hun, dosre kash mein socks, teesray kash mein shirt utar deti hon or chotay mein.
Doctor: Ye lo G0LD LEAF or tafseel say batao.

December 22

SMS-Dude — Sat, 03 Apr 2010 15:12:43 +0000

Boy 2 Grl: Shadi K Liye Kon C Date Rakhain?
Girl: Hichkchate Huay.. 22 DEC
Boy: Koi Khas Wja?
Girl: Shrmatay Huay.. Suna Hai Saal Ki Sab Se Lmbi Raat Hoti Hai..

Chabi Wala Teeka

SMS-Dude — Thu, 01 Apr 2010 17:07:51 +0000

Aorat Lady Doctor se Doctor sahaba muje chabi wala teeka laga dain. Lady Dr: ap k kitne bachay hn. Aorat: MASHALAH mere 11 bachay hn. Lady Dr: Phir to Talla hi lagwa lain.

Cycle Mechanic

SMS-Dude — Thu, 01 Apr 2010 17:07:50 +0000

Cycle k mistri ne suhag rat ko apni bivi ko pani waley tub mai litaya.
Bivi: Ye kia kar rahe ho?
Mistri: Mujhe to pani mai e pata chalta hai k surakh kahan hy!

Clean Shave

SMS-Dude — Fri, 26 Mar 2010 07:24:20 +0000

Aik Sardar ne Sikhni Ka Rape kia, She Said ” Hunn Main Raula
Paawangi”
Sardar Says” Raula teh Hunn Main paawan ga

Utton Sikhni tay Thaloo clean Shave.

Can I Kiss You?

SMS-Dude — Fri, 26 Mar 2010 07:24:20 +0000

Pathan sitting on the Bench with girlfriend

Pathan said: Can i kiss u?

Girl said:NO my lipstick will remove

Pathan:Can i touch ur nipple?

Girl:No,my shirt will become wet.

Pathan: can i fuck u?
Girl:No their are my menses period.

Pathan:Lalay ki jan!
ab ye mat kehna k motion b lagay howy hain.

After 5 Months

SMS-Dude — Wed, 24 Mar 2010 16:39:40 +0000

Father: Tm meri beti se kab se pyar krte ho..?

Boy: 4 mahine se..

Fathar: Mai kaise yaqen kr loon..?

Boy: 5 mahine baad khud hi yaqen aa jaega.

Brazier & Underwear

SMS-Dude — Sun, 21 Mar 2010 16:55:42 +0000

BOY:
main pyar ki onchai or ishq ki gehrai ko dekhna or chuna chahta hon.
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GIRL:
seedhi trha q nai kehte k undrwear or braizer utaar du !!!

Dentist Naughty Joke

SMS-Dude — Fri, 19 Mar 2010 17:52:05 +0000

Dentist was removing a tooth of a lady:
Dentist:
“Madam U r holding my balls !”

Lady:
“I know, its just to remind U that we r not going to hurt each other “

Pathan & Condom

SMS-Dude — Tue, 16 Mar 2010 15:13:14 +0000

PAThAN: IMportd CoNdoM hY..

DukAndAr: SiZE bAtAo..

PAthAn: SizE to mALooM nAhi..

DukAndAr: sAmNe kAmrE mE TAbLe mE HoLE hAi, us mai LuN daAl kr SizE CHecK kAr k aAo..

PAthAn wApAs ayA to DukAndAr nE poochA kon sa size DooN..

PAthAn: CoNdoM k0 GoLi mAr0 TAbLE kitnEy ka Hy..

Dard Hota Hai

SMS-Dude — Mon, 15 Mar 2010 15:14:42 +0000

Lady Teachr: Zero mein 1 Dalain to kia hota hai?

Girl: chup rahi!

Teachr
Ghusse se:
Jawab do
Zero me 1 Dalian to kia hota hai?

Girl: Boht Dard hota hai..

Josh

SMS-Dude — Mon, 15 Mar 2010 15:14:41 +0000

Larki injection Lagwatay huey: zara aahista dard ho raha hai
DISPENSER: jub Rape hua to dard nahi hua?
Larki: us time
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hosh may nahi JOSH may thi..!

Beautiful Child

SMS-Dude — Mon, 15 Mar 2010 15:14:41 +0000

Teacher: Prove that
ab/ag+2mp+4wd+9mc=abc ?

Boy:
“A boy over a girl + 2minute pain + 4white drops + 9 months course = a beautiful child..!-)!.

Night Rate

SMS-Dude — Mon, 15 Mar 2010 15:14:41 +0000

Chemistry ki class mein teacher ne ek larki se pucha What is “Nitrate” ? Ladki sharma kr boli:- Sir, Night rate 1500/- aur Hotel charges alag se

Totla

SMS-Dude — Sun, 14 Mar 2010 14:26:23 +0000

1 totla texi driver 3 girls ko le k ja rha tha.
Policeman: lrkiyon ko le k kahan ja rhe ho?
Totla: chodne!
Policeman: kya bkwas ki?
Totla: o g 1 ko park m chodna he or 1 ko agle stop pe chodna he.
Itne m tesri larki cheekhti he
kya bkwas kr rhe ho?
Totla: tm khamosh rho wrna tmhe yaheen chod don ga.

Wazarat-e-Sehat

SMS-Dude — Sat, 13 Mar 2010 16:23:38 +0000

Girl 2 Boy frnd: Batao larkian Braizer Q phanti hain?
Boy: ta k Breast ziada bubling na karen.
Girl: No! Khula doodh Sehat k liye Muzir hai.
(wazarat-e-sehat)