Adult SMS

For a woman every man is terrorist. 1st he attacks her twin towers: then destroys her pentagon and then puts missile in her bunker+ 2 grenades at the gat.

Three housewives were walking in a park.
They saw a dog fucking a bitch really hard there.

Doctor’s Wife: So sweet, now they will have cute puppies.

Lawyer’s Wife: No, this is a pure attempt of rape, and dog should b hanged.

Major’s Wife: Lagta hai k Kutta 6 maah baad ghar aya hai…

Mehboob Mere
Mehboob Mere
Teri Masti me
Muje Jeene day
Boht Doodh
( . ) ( . )  hai
  )   .  ( tere
(    ¥   )
seenay me
Muje Daba-Daba
Ke pene de..

‘Shalwaari-Saanp’
“Dunia ka 1 Khatarnak Saanp hy jis ka
-Rang White/brown/ black
-Aam lambai 4″ to 8″
-Jism Narm/Hard
-Temperature Garam
-Aam tor pr bed Rooms me ladies ki tangon k beech me kaat leta hy
-is ka zeher 9 maah tk pait ko suja deta hy
-iski Peshawari qism mardon ko b kaat’ti pakri gai hy

For years he thought
He was a Damn Good Fucker

But then

He found out

His wife actually had asthma

Nargis 2 doctor:My Hole Is 2 Big
DR Looks In Hole Says My Goodness,Goodness,Goodness.
Nargis:Y R U Repeting Words?
DR:Repeat Nahi kar raha,Awaz Goonj rahi ha ;-

ChAndA
Mou KhoLo
ThorA Or
Or
ThorA sA Or
Bus!
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