Adult SMS

Raat K Andhere Main Sardar:”Yeh Condom itna Chota or Sakht Q Hai?”

Wife:”Oh Bina Dimagh K Jaanwar Woh Bacchay K Doodh Peenay Ka Nipple Hai,Utaar Usay!”

What is the opposite of
laugh…?

Ans: SEX

How ?

Laugh is – ha ha ha ha ha

Sex is – ah ah ah ah ah – - -

…Height Of Being Positive…

Girlfriend : Janu Meri Shaadi Pakki Ho Gai Hy…

Boyfriend : Chalo Acha Hy, Ab Condom K Bina Bhi Kr Sakty Hyn… =P =D

Kavita

May teri bahon me ana chahti hu
apne lips tre lips se milana chahti hu
apne gore tan se utar k sb kapre
me tre bistar ko sajana chahti hu
tujhe apny seeny ka nazara dikha k
usy tery hathon si dabwana chahte hu
apne dono tango ko thora sa khol k
apni sharmgah b dekhana chahte hu
mere sharmgah ko sehlana tum piyar si
aj is ka lutf b main uthana chahte hu
mujy tum bistar p ly ja kr masal dalo aaj
main apna kanwara pan b turwana chahte hu.

1 Aurat apney Parrosi k saath sex ker rahi thi
k Uska Shohar ghar
aagaya or Parrosi ko maarnay laga
Aurat boli,
Maaro or maaro Parai aurat pey haath daalta hay kamina
Itney may Parrosi us k Shohar ko marney laga Aurat boli,
Maaro or Maaro
Haraamzaada Na khud kuch kerta hay na kisi ko kuch kerney deta hay.

One boy and one girl making sex in a car
Girl: ooh aah

Ueema

Huum

Sss

Ufff

Ouch

Yeeh

Bas Na, Äb 20 paise k sms me kya puri film dikhaun…
“tharki”

Son meets Father in Heera Mandi …

Son: Papa ap aur yahan?

Father: Bas beta ab 200 or 300 Rupay ki cheez k liye teri Maa k nakhray nahi uthaye jaatay…!