Adult SMS

Suhag raat ko Dulha bola,
“Jani bol,
Aaj tujhe Chand per le jaon ya
Taaron mein”

Dulhan sharma ker boli,
“Aap ka’Rocket’ deikh ker,phir decide karoogi ;)

Husband: ye lo sara din lagaya, riksha chlaya, 400 kamaya or 350 ka tail lagaya. Wife:ye lo 2000 kamaya, 1 ghanta lagaya, or tail bhi usi ne lagaya.

1 Pathan Ko Shadi K 3 Months Baad Beta Huwa.
Pathan 2 BV: Ye 3 Months K Baad Beta Kesay Huwa?
BV: Aapki Shaadi Ko Kitna Arsa Huwa?
Pathan: 3 Mnths.
BV: Aur Meri Shadi Ko?
Pathan: 3 Mnths.
BV: Aur Bacha Kitnay Mnths K Baad?
PATHAN: 3 Mnths.
BV: Total Kitnay Huway?
PATHAN: Oye Yara Waqaee 9 Mahinay Ho Gaye.

Aik khusray ne “sex power”ka capsool kha liya
Undar se awaz i humhain k.
Aap k “system”mein matlooba sahoolat muyasar nahi.

Mera number change ho gaya hai…
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UNDERWEAR ka . Agar tujko mera purana UNDERWEAR chaiye ho to le jana Yar Sharma mat pagal tu jigar hai apna..!

Hello G!
URA,
bol raha hon
“KON BANAY GA CRORPATI SE”
ap ki girlfriend meray samnay bathi hain agli awaz un ki hogi!
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“AAH aah Aah ahh

Suhaag rat,

Dulhun bed pr dulhey ka wait kr rhi he

Larka kamrey me aa k dulhun ko bolta he

“jaldi jaldi kaprey utaaro,berdaasht nahi ho raha”

AFTER SEX!!!!

larka:Jaldi se kapRey pehen lo.

larki: ab kis baat ki jaldi hay?

larka:jaldi kero Dulha aa jaey ga.