Adult SMS

Cycle k mistri ne suhag rat ko apni bivi ko pani waley tub mai litaya.
Bivi: Ye kia kar rahe ho?
Mistri: Mujhe to pani mai e pata chalta hai k surakh kahan hy!

Aik Sardar ne Sikhni Ka Rape kia, She Said ” Hunn Main Raula
Paawangi”
Sardar Says” Raula teh Hunn Main paawan ga

Utton Sikhni tay Thaloo clean Shave.

Pathan sitting on the Bench with girlfriend

Pathan said: Can i kiss u?

Girl said:NO my lipstick will remove

Pathan:Can i touch ur nipple?

Girl:No,my shirt will become wet.

Pathan: can i fuck u?
Girl:No their are my menses period.

Pathan:Lalay ki jan!
ab ye mat kehna k motion b lagay howy hain.

Father: Tm meri beti se kab se pyar krte ho..?

Boy: 4 mahine se..

Fathar: Mai kaise yaqen kr loon..?

Boy: 5 mahine baad khud hi yaqen aa jaega.

BOY:
main pyar ki onchai or ishq ki gehrai ko dekhna or chuna chahta hon.
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GIRL:
seedhi trha q nai kehte k undrwear or braizer utaar du !!!

Dentist was removing a tooth of a lady:
Dentist:
“Madam U r holding my balls !”

Lady:
“I know, its just to remind U that we r not going to hurt each other “

PAThAN: IMportd CoNdoM hY..

DukAndAr: SiZE bAtAo..

PAthAn: SizE to mALooM nAhi..

DukAndAr: sAmNe kAmrE mE TAbLe mE HoLE hAi, us mai LuN daAl kr SizE CHecK kAr k aAo..

PAthAn wApAs ayA to DukAndAr nE poochA kon sa size DooN..

PAthAn: CoNdoM k0 GoLi mAr0 TAbLE kitnEy ka Hy..