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  • Cycle k mistri ne suhag rat ko apni bivi ko pani waley tub mai litaya.
    Bivi: Ye kia kar rahe ho?
    Mistri: Mujhe to pani mai e pata chalta hai k surakh kahan hy!

  • Aik Sardar ne Sikhni Ka Rape kia, She Said ” Hunn Main Raula
    Paawangi”
    Sardar Says” Raula teh Hunn Main paawan ga

    Utton Sikhni tay Thaloo clean Shave.

  • Pathan sitting on the Bench with girlfriend

    Pathan said: Can i kiss u?

    Girl said:NO my lipstick will remove

    Pathan:Can i touch ur nipple?

    Girl:No,my shirt will become wet.

    Pathan: can i fuck u?
    Girl:No their are my menses period.

    Pathan:Lalay ki jan!
    ab ye mat kehna k motion b lagay howy hain.

  • Father: Tm meri beti se kab se pyar krte ho..?

    Boy: 4 mahine se..

    Fathar: Mai kaise yaqen kr loon..?

    Boy: 5 mahine baad khud hi yaqen aa jaega.

  • BOY:
    main pyar ki onchai or ishq ki gehrai ko dekhna or chuna chahta hon.
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    GIRL:
    seedhi trha q nai kehte k undrwear or braizer utaar du !!!

  • Dentist was removing a tooth of a lady:
    Dentist:
    “Madam U r holding my balls !”

    Lady:
    “I know, its just to remind U that we r not going to hurt each other “

  • PAThAN: IMportd CoNdoM hY..

    DukAndAr: SiZE bAtAo..

    PAthAn: SizE to mALooM nAhi..

    DukAndAr: sAmNe kAmrE mE TAbLe mE HoLE hAi, us mai LuN daAl kr SizE CHecK kAr k aAo..

    PAthAn wApAs ayA to DukAndAr nE poochA kon sa size DooN..

    PAthAn: CoNdoM k0 GoLi mAr0 TAbLE kitnEy ka Hy..

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