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  • Boy standing behind a Girl in a ful bus,

    His Erect Penis tuched the
    Girl,she Slaped&Said:

    Kameenay khud k khare hone ki jaga nahi,
    Is ko b khara kr rakha hai.

  • Pregnant
    Orat Ko Dekh Kr
    1Larki Boli* Lgta Hy Makan Ban Gya Hy
    or
    Kiraya’dar B Aa Gya Hy

    Pregnant Lady Jal K Boli*
    Mazdoor FARIGH betha Hy Tery Ghar Bhej Dooñ?

  • Faraz ki shandar kmyabi k bad ab WASI pthan k roop main

    “woh ladki jo mujay roz line marti ha WASI,

    Us pagli ko nh pta k us k bhai ny mujay kr diya ha khasi”

  • Molvi ne jumay ki namaz prhaty wqt kha k
    agy aa kr koi tkbir prhy,
    Pechy se aap jesa sohna larka bola
    Main aawan?
    Molve ne kha! tu jumay tu bad aavien..

  • Aurat Doctor se:
    Mujhey chabi wala teeka laga den.

    Dr: Aap k kitney bachey hen

    Aurat:
    MASHALLAH merey 11 bachey hen
    Doctor..
    phir to Taala hi lagwa len..

  • Maulvi khutba dete huwe

    aaj kal ki aurtain itni bareek kamezen pehanti hain,itni bareek shalwaren pehanti hain k unki shameez tk nazar aati hai,un ki tangen nazar aati hain,un ka jism nazar ata hai,un ki kamar wazay hoti hai.

    Peeche se awaz aai:’abay molvi jamat khari karwa,
    mahol na bna..

  • Mother apni doughter se=
    Bata apne PAPA se mat kehna k hamare gar koi aya ta.
    BETI=Mami wo uncle hamara kya lagta he?
    MOM=Wo tmare chote bai k PAPA hein.

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