Adult SMS

Boy standing behind a Girl in a ful bus,

His Erect Penis tuched the
Girl,she Slaped&Said:

Kameenay khud k khare hone ki jaga nahi,
Is ko b khara kr rakha hai.

Pregnant
Orat Ko Dekh Kr
1Larki Boli* Lgta Hy Makan Ban Gya Hy
or
Kiraya’dar B Aa Gya Hy

Pregnant Lady Jal K Boli*
Mazdoor FARIGH betha Hy Tery Ghar Bhej Dooñ?

Faraz ki shandar kmyabi k bad ab WASI pthan k roop main

“woh ladki jo mujay roz line marti ha WASI,

Us pagli ko nh pta k us k bhai ny mujay kr diya ha khasi”

Molvi ne jumay ki namaz prhaty wqt kha k
agy aa kr koi tkbir prhy,
Pechy se aap jesa sohna larka bola
Main aawan?
Molve ne kha! tu jumay tu bad aavien..

Aurat Doctor se:
Mujhey chabi wala teeka laga den.

Dr: Aap k kitney bachey hen

Aurat:
MASHALLAH merey 11 bachey hen
Doctor..
phir to Taala hi lagwa len..

Maulvi khutba dete huwe

aaj kal ki aurtain itni bareek kamezen pehanti hain,itni bareek shalwaren pehanti hain k unki shameez tk nazar aati hai,un ki tangen nazar aati hain,un ka jism nazar ata hai,un ki kamar wazay hoti hai.

Peeche se awaz aai:’abay molvi jamat khari karwa,
mahol na bna..

Mother apni doughter se=
Bata apne PAPA se mat kehna k hamare gar koi aya ta.
BETI=Mami wo uncle hamara kya lagta he?
MOM=Wo tmare chote bai k PAPA hein.