Adult SMS

Lif3 without fnz s lyk bobs without nipl3s…pointl3s.

Jus r3m3mb3r : no mat3r how hot & s3xy a bab3 s, sum1 sum wer3 s tri3d ov fckng h3r.

Fuck a gal & sh3 wil luv u ..luv a gal & sh3 wil fuck u.

Paper Dene Or Sex Karne Ke Baad Sari Girls Ki Feelings Same Hoti Hai ;

Kitna Lamba Tha Na

Kash Thora Time Or Mil Jata

Tooba Pehle Kitna Dar Lag Raha Tha

Phir To Pata Hi Nahi Chala Kab Ho Gaya

Uff Teen Ghante Tak To Meri Saans Hi Band Ho Gayi Thi

Aagay Ka To Theek Tha Peechay Ka Kitna Mushkil Tha Na.

jab raat ko bacha nahi sota to maa kehti hai beta so ja warna

Warna

warna

Warna

Doosra kaisay hoga..???

Suhaag Raat
BOY :
” Ya Allah ” mujhay taaqat aur tajurba de !

GIRL boli :
Tu taaqat ki dua maang , mujhe tajurba buhut hae,

…Kabhi Apni Mehboba ko Chand mt Kehna,,..,,
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Chand Par 5,,6 Admi charh chuke Hen.

han je je

“Ap k lye America se Rishta Aya hay,

"bohut achy log hain,
"Baap Hardware may hay.
"Maa Software may hay.
"Bhai Footwear may hay.
"Aur larki sirf
"Underwear may hay.
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"Thanks ki koi baat nahi tu jigar hai apna.

3 golden rules…

1. Paisa Aur Nangi Larki jahan nazar aye mat choro
2. Lohay per Hathora aur Choot per Lora ussi waqt maro jub wo garam ho
3. Kismat ki Karni Aur Choot Ki Garmi kabhi nahee ruktee