Adult SMS

Lady Teachr: Zero mein 1 Dalain to kia hota hai?

Girl: chup rahi!

Teachr
Ghusse se:
Jawab do
Zero me 1 Dalian to kia hota hai?

Girl: Boht Dard hota hai..

Larki injection Lagwatay huey: zara aahista dard ho raha hai
DISPENSER: jub Rape hua to dard nahi hua?
Larki: us time
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hosh may nahi JOSH may thi..!

Teacher: Prove that
ab/ag+2mp+4wd+9mc=abc ?

Boy:
“A boy over a girl + 2minute pain + 4white drops + 9 months course = a beautiful child..!-)!.

Chemistry ki class mein teacher ne ek larki se pucha What is “Nitrate” ? Ladki sharma kr boli:- Sir, Night rate 1500/- aur Hotel charges alag se

1 totla texi driver 3 girls ko le k ja rha tha.
Policeman: lrkiyon ko le k kahan ja rhe ho?
Totla: chodne!
Policeman: kya bkwas ki?
Totla: o g 1 ko park m chodna he or 1 ko agle stop pe chodna he.
Itne m tesri larki cheekhti he
kya bkwas kr rhe ho?
Totla: tm khamosh rho wrna tmhe yaheen chod don ga.

Girl 2 Boy frnd: Batao larkian Braizer Q phanti hain?
Boy: ta k Breast ziada bubling na karen.
Girl: No! Khula doodh Sehat k liye Muzir hai.
(wazarat-e-sehat)

Old man married a young girl!
On wedding night he showed 5 fingers to her.
Girl said! ohh darling 5 times?
Old man replied!
No dear choose any one!