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  • Lady Teachr: Zero mein 1 Dalain to kia hota hai?

    Girl: chup rahi!

    Teachr
    Ghusse se:
    Jawab do
    Zero me 1 Dalian to kia hota hai?

    Girl: Boht Dard hota hai..

  • Teacher: Prove that
    ab/ag+2mp+4wd+9mc=abc ?

    Boy:
    “A boy over a girl + 2minute pain + 4white drops + 9 months course = a beautiful child..!-)!.

  • Chemistry ki class mein teacher ne ek larki se pucha What is “Nitrate” ? Ladki sharma kr boli:- Sir, Night rate 1500/- aur Hotel charges alag se

  • Larki injection Lagwatay huey: zara aahista dard ho raha hai
    DISPENSER: jub Rape hua to dard nahi hua?
    Larki: us time
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    .
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    hosh may nahi JOSH may thi..!

  • 1 totla texi driver 3 girls ko le k ja rha tha.
    Policeman: lrkiyon ko le k kahan ja rhe ho?
    Totla: chodne!
    Policeman: kya bkwas ki?
    Totla: o g 1 ko park m chodna he or 1 ko agle stop pe chodna he.
    Itne m tesri larki cheekhti he
    kya bkwas kr rhe ho?
    Totla: tm khamosh rho wrna tmhe yaheen chod don ga.

  • Girl 2 Boy frnd: Batao larkian Braizer Q phanti hain?
    Boy: ta k Breast ziada bubling na karen.
    Girl: No! Khula doodh Sehat k liye Muzir hai.
    (wazarat-e-sehat)

  • Old man married a young girl!
    On wedding night he showed 5 fingers to her.
    Girl said! ohh darling 5 times?
    Old man replied!
    No dear choose any one!

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