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  • Pathan ne train me ANGREZ larki ka rape kr dya
    Judge:Tumne is k sth galat kam Q kya?
    Pathan:Mene naam pocha tha
    Usne kha:
    “Merry Marlow”
    bus mai ne maardi.

  • Atif Aslam’s sexy Remix

    Pehli Nazar Mei Kaisa Gando Kr Dia

    Tera Lun Betha Hai Mera Khara

    Jane Kya Hoga Kya Hoga Kya Pta

    Is Lun Ko Le Le Aa Le Le Zara

    Lun Hai Khara
    9 Inch Bara
    Meri Jholi Pe Aa Jhool Ja

    O Jan e jan
    le lo zra
    mri jholi pe aa jhul ja aa
    Baby I fucK U
    Baby I fuck u so more
    Baby i fuck U.

  • Dr:Zor se saans lain
    Lambi saans
    or lambi.
    Achank awaz ia
    “katak”

    Dr:lagta hai Aap ki pasli toot gai hai
    Girl:
    kminay
    mera brazier phat gya hai…….!

  • 7 Nangay Larkay Apna Apna Khara ker k Road Pe Kharay Thy
    1 Aurat Ne Pocha:
    Are You Advertising For Condoms?
    Larkay:Nahi Madam Ye
    7.UP” ka Add Hy.

  • Boy & girl in bus

    Boy: Miss ap k apple muj se touch ho rhe hy

    Girl apple mre hy,apko kia taqlif ha

    Boy: apple to apky hy lekin juice mra nikal rha hy….!!

  • Super Hit Beizzati!

    Bv: “Agar Tumhare pas zindgi k 30 min bache hon to kya karoge?

    Husband:”of course darling sex kronga”

    Bv:”Baqi k 29 minutes kya kro gay?

  • Hotel mn 1couple dinner kr rha tha
    Wife ne leg piece utha k husbnd ko dia
    Pas betha baba bola: hi rabba aj sadi v zanani hundi ‘Sanu v lattan chuk chuk k dendi.

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