Adult SMS

SiNDHi: Hum TaaLeem mein peeche hain,

PUNJABi: Hum jobs mein peeche hain,

BALOCHi: Hum FashioN mein peeche hai,
!
!

PATHAN: Hum JaaN Boojh k peeche hain:

1 LRKA 1 LRKI Ko KhaLi Ghar m Le Kr Jata hai

Lrki Boht Sexy Hoti h

Lrki N Nite Dres Pehna Hota Hai

Js M Hr Chez Nzr Aa rhi Hoti H

Lrki Bistr P Late Jati Hai

Lrka Us K Pass Ata Hai. . . .

Aur

Aur

To be continue…

Load Rs.50 In My Number & Enjoy The NEXT EPISODE.

TOYOTA company ne new car lounch ki hai jiska name hai “LORA”
Ameer gharon ki larkian pareshan hain kyu k unko kehna parta hai

Driver LORA Nikalo. .

Larkion Ki Adatein Aaj Tak Samaj Nai Ayi . . . .
FARAZ”

” Kuch Keh do To Mu Phula Leti Hain

Aur Kuch Kardo To

?

?
Pait Phula Leti Hai.

Baar men larki dance ker rahi thi ek angrez utha larki ki chaddi men 200$ phansa diye.
Phir 1 angrez aur gaya usne 100$ phansa diye.
Thori der bad 1 pakistani gaya usne apna A.T.M CARD larki ki chooth pe phera or 300$ le ker bhaag gaya.’

Pakistan zindabad.

Chalti bus mein jaga na milne per 1 Larki ko Baba ne Goad mein bitha lia

Thori dair k baad Larki uth khari huwi or boli
“Chacha!
Ya ainu bitha.
ya Mainu bitha”

I saw a sighn in the hospital the other day that read.

*Family planning – Use Rear Entrance*

Good advice I thought….?