Adult SMS

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Uper di gai tasveer mein 1 jaga fark hai.
Talash karne walay ko wo fark inaam mein diya jaye ga. 

SUHAG RAAT

3:17am: Start kiss

3:21-open Nighty

3:24-Open Brazr

3:27-Open panty

3:31-Press Boobs

3:39am: ?

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“EHTILAM”

KHUWAB THA (tharkiyo)

Shadi ki phli raat Shoher Apni BV ko Rs.500 de kr bola
Hum ne ye kaam kabhi Free me kiya he nahi

BV 200 wapas kar ke boli
Hum ne 300 se zada kabi liye he nahi.

Girl:Agar meri left leg Lunch ho aur right wali Dinner tou tum kya pasand kroge?
BOY:Main Lunch aur Dinner k beech shaam ki chaaay peena pasand krunga:-

Doctor to Lady: You r looking so weak and exhausted!
Are you properly taking 3 meals a day as I had advised?

Lady: Oh my God! I heard 3 males per day!

Teacher to student: There is two type of sex on earth, male and female.
A student: Teacher I know few more.
Teacher: What?
Student: Bedroom sex, bathroom sex and online sex….

Man came home,
Saw his Wife with his Friend in Bed.
He shoots his Friend.
Wife says, if you behave like this,

You will lose all your friends