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> <channel><title>SMS Dude! &#187; Angry SMS</title> <atom:link href="http://www.smsdude.com/angry-sms/feed/" rel="self" type="application/rss+xml" /><link>http://www.smsdude.com</link> <description>free latest sms / funny text messages &#38; jokes</description> <lastBuildDate>Tue, 27 Sep 2011 12:48:33 +0000</lastBuildDate> <language>en</language> <sy:updatePeriod>hourly</sy:updatePeriod> <sy:updateFrequency>1</sy:updateFrequency> <generator>http://wordpress.org/?v=3.3.1</generator> <item><title>Pyar aur Narazgi</title><link>http://www.smsdude.com/angry-sms/pyar-aur-narazgi/</link> <comments>http://www.smsdude.com/angry-sms/pyar-aur-narazgi/#comments</comments> <pubDate>Fri, 05 Feb 2010 16:03:04 +0000</pubDate> <dc:creator>SMS-Dude</dc:creator> <category><![CDATA[Angry SMS]]></category> <guid
isPermaLink="false">http://www.smsdude.com/?p=11352</guid> <description><![CDATA[Chota Sa Mgr Bht Important Msg:&#8230;.. &#8221;Pyaar Dil Main Hona Chaheay Lafzon Main Nahi,,, Or Narazgi Lafzon Main Honi Chaheay Dil Main Nahi&#8221;.]]></description> <content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Chota Sa Mgr Bht Important Msg:&#8230;..</p><p>&#8221;Pyaar Dil Main Hona Chaheay Lafzon Main Nahi,,,</p><p>Or Narazgi Lafzon Main Honi Chaheay Dil Main Nahi&#8221;.</p> ]]></content:encoded> <wfw:commentRss>http://www.smsdude.com/angry-sms/pyar-aur-narazgi/feed/</wfw:commentRss> <slash:comments>0</slash:comments> </item> <item><title>Kuch Bola To Karo</title><link>http://www.smsdude.com/angry-sms/kuch-bola-to-karo/</link> <comments>http://www.smsdude.com/angry-sms/kuch-bola-to-karo/#comments</comments> <pubDate>Mon, 07 Dec 2009 18:27:37 +0000</pubDate> <dc:creator>SMS-Dude</dc:creator> <category><![CDATA[Angry SMS]]></category> <guid
isPermaLink="false">http://www.smsdude.com/?p=10056</guid> <description><![CDATA[&#8220;Be_Rehmi&#8221; Se He Sahi Magar Kuch Bola To Karo &#8220;SHAM&#8221; Chup Rehte Ho To Nafrat Ka Gumaan Hota Hai..]]></description> <content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>&#8220;Be_Rehmi&#8221; Se He Sahi Magar Kuch Bola To Karo &#8220;SHAM&#8221;</p><p>Chup Rehte Ho To Nafrat Ka Gumaan Hota Hai..</p> ]]></content:encoded> <wfw:commentRss>http://www.smsdude.com/angry-sms/kuch-bola-to-karo/feed/</wfw:commentRss> <slash:comments>0</slash:comments> </item> <item><title>Narazgi</title><link>http://www.smsdude.com/angry-sms/narazgi/</link> <comments>http://www.smsdude.com/angry-sms/narazgi/#comments</comments> <pubDate>Sat, 05 Dec 2009 16:36:26 +0000</pubDate> <dc:creator>SMS-Dude</dc:creator> <category><![CDATA[Angry SMS]]></category> <guid
isPermaLink="false">http://www.smsdude.com/?p=9955</guid> <description><![CDATA[&#8220;Naraazgi zahir karna, dil main burai rakhny sy behtar hy&#8221; Hazart Ali (A.S)]]></description> <content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>&#8220;Naraazgi zahir karna, dil main burai rakhny sy behtar hy&#8221;<br
/> Hazart Ali (A.S)</p> ]]></content:encoded> <wfw:commentRss>http://www.smsdude.com/angry-sms/narazgi/feed/</wfw:commentRss> <slash:comments>0</slash:comments> </item> <item><title>Forgive you?</title><link>http://www.smsdude.com/angry-sms/forgive-you/</link> <comments>http://www.smsdude.com/angry-sms/forgive-you/#comments</comments> <pubDate>Wed, 28 Oct 2009 22:55:06 +0000</pubDate> <dc:creator>SMS-Dude</dc:creator> <category><![CDATA[Angry SMS]]></category> <guid
isPermaLink="false">http://www.smsdude.com/?p=8726</guid> <description><![CDATA[Forgive u again? For all those times you made me cry? For all those things you said about me? For all those crap you started? For stabing me in the back? No t Won&#8217;t 4give You, Not This Time]]></description> <content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Forgive u again?<br
/> For all those times you made me cry?<br
/> For all those things you said about me?<br
/> For all those crap you started?<br
/> For stabing me in the back?<br
/> No t Won&#8217;t 4give You,</p><p>Not This Time</p> ]]></content:encoded> <wfw:commentRss>http://www.smsdude.com/angry-sms/forgive-you/feed/</wfw:commentRss> <slash:comments>0</slash:comments> </item> <item><title>Latka dunga!</title><link>http://www.smsdude.com/angry-sms/latka-dunga/</link> <comments>http://www.smsdude.com/angry-sms/latka-dunga/#comments</comments> <pubDate>Mon, 12 Oct 2009 05:03:37 +0000</pubDate> <dc:creator>SMS-Dude</dc:creator> <category><![CDATA[Angry SMS]]></category> <guid
isPermaLink="false">http://www.smsdude.com/?p=6643</guid> <description><![CDATA[,:*'"'*:, *;',%.'; * Ye Ek )( Darakht __)(__ Hai Khoobsurat Hai Na, Agar Mujhe Bhoolne Ki Koshish Ki To, Isi Pr ulta Latka Dun Ga.]]></description> <content:encoded><![CDATA[<pre>  ,:*'"'*:,
 *;',%.'; *   Ye Ek
      )(       Darakht
  __)(__    Hai
Khoobsurat Hai Na,
Agar Mujhe Bhoolne Ki Koshish Ki To,
Isi Pr ulta Latka Dun Ga.</pre>]]></content:encoded> <wfw:commentRss>http://www.smsdude.com/angry-sms/latka-dunga/feed/</wfw:commentRss> <slash:comments>0</slash:comments> </item> <item><title>Remember me?</title><link>http://www.smsdude.com/angry-sms/remember-me/</link> <comments>http://www.smsdude.com/angry-sms/remember-me/#comments</comments> <pubDate>Sat, 10 Oct 2009 04:35:04 +0000</pubDate> <dc:creator>SMS-Dude</dc:creator> <category><![CDATA[Angry SMS]]></category> <guid
isPermaLink="false">http://www.smsdude.com/?p=6180</guid> <description><![CDATA[.-""-. ( ';' ) (,,)(,,) Kia apko meri YAAD a rhi he? Nahi! .-""-. (")( '; ' ) ' (,,) Aisa MUKKA parega K sb kuch YAAD ajaye ga]]></description> <content:encoded><![CDATA[<pre>    .-""-.
   (  ';'  )
   (,,)(,,)
Kia apko meri YAAD a rhi he?
Nahi!
     .-""-.
(")( '; '   )
     '       (,,)
Aisa MUKKA parega K
sb kuch YAAD ajaye ga</pre>]]></content:encoded> <wfw:commentRss>http://www.smsdude.com/angry-sms/remember-me/feed/</wfw:commentRss> <slash:comments>0</slash:comments> </item> <item><title>Kamina Dost</title><link>http://www.smsdude.com/angry-sms/kamina-dost/</link> <comments>http://www.smsdude.com/angry-sms/kamina-dost/#comments</comments> <pubDate>Wed, 07 Oct 2009 17:51:45 +0000</pubDate> <dc:creator>URA</dc:creator> <category><![CDATA[Angry SMS]]></category> <guid
isPermaLink="false">http://www.smsdude.com/?p=5644</guid> <description><![CDATA[&#8220;Achha Dost Kitni Dafa Hi q Na Ruth Jaye Usay Mana Lena Chahiye. kyun K, Woh kamina aap K sare raaz telecast kar dega :-D]]></description> <content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>&#8220;Achha Dost Kitni Dafa Hi q Na Ruth Jaye Usay Mana Lena Chahiye.<br
/> kyun K,</p><p>Woh kamina aap K sare raaz telecast kar dega :-D</p> ]]></content:encoded> <wfw:commentRss>http://www.smsdude.com/angry-sms/kamina-dost/feed/</wfw:commentRss> <slash:comments>2</slash:comments> </item> <item><title>3 Din Tak</title><link>http://www.smsdude.com/angry-sms/3-din-tak/</link> <comments>http://www.smsdude.com/angry-sms/3-din-tak/#comments</comments> <pubDate>Mon, 28 Sep 2009 21:01:22 +0000</pubDate> <dc:creator>SMS-Dude</dc:creator> <category><![CDATA[Angry SMS]]></category> <guid
isPermaLink="false">http://www.smsdude.com/?p=3543</guid> <description><![CDATA[Nabi kareem(p.b.u.h) said. Kisi musalam ko yeh baat jaiz nahi ke wo apne muslim bhai se 3 din se ziyada naraz rahe aur is se mulaqat na kare. Jo shakhs 3 din se ziyada naraaz raha aur is arse mai margaya to wo dozakh mai jayega(baheqe)]]></description> <content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Nabi kareem(p.b.u.h) said. Kisi musalam ko yeh baat jaiz nahi ke wo apne muslim bhai se 3 din se ziyada naraz rahe aur is se mulaqat na kare. Jo shakhs 3 din se ziyada naraaz raha aur is arse mai margaya to wo dozakh mai jayega(baheqe)</p> ]]></content:encoded> <wfw:commentRss>http://www.smsdude.com/angry-sms/3-din-tak/feed/</wfw:commentRss> <slash:comments>0</slash:comments> </item> <item><title>Naraz ho?</title><link>http://www.smsdude.com/angry-sms/naraz-ho/</link> <comments>http://www.smsdude.com/angry-sms/naraz-ho/#comments</comments> <pubDate>Mon, 28 Sep 2009 21:01:22 +0000</pubDate> <dc:creator>SMS-Dude</dc:creator> <category><![CDATA[Angry SMS]]></category> <guid
isPermaLink="false">http://www.smsdude.com/?p=3545</guid> <description><![CDATA[Asalam o alikum. Naraz ho kia? Lekin mujhse kion?Mana k bohat taklif mei ho, zahir hai k 30 lakh haji thay sb ne 7,7 pathar mare. Bohat lagi hai kya?]]></description> <content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Asalam o alikum.<br
/> Naraz ho kia? Lekin mujhse kion?Mana k bohat taklif mei ho,</p><p>zahir hai k 30 lakh haji thay sb ne 7,7 pathar mare.<br
/> Bohat lagi hai kya?</p> ]]></content:encoded> <wfw:commentRss>http://www.smsdude.com/angry-sms/naraz-ho/feed/</wfw:commentRss> <slash:comments>0</slash:comments> </item> <item><title>Satyanas</title><link>http://www.smsdude.com/angry-sms/satyanas/</link> <comments>http://www.smsdude.com/angry-sms/satyanas/#comments</comments> <pubDate>Mon, 28 Sep 2009 21:01:22 +0000</pubDate> <dc:creator>SMS-Dude</dc:creator> <category><![CDATA[Angry SMS]]></category> <guid
isPermaLink="false">http://www.smsdude.com/?p=3547</guid> <description><![CDATA[Akele Ja Rahe The Jivan ke Rasto Pe Naraz Dukhi Thake Huye phir 1 Morr Pe Aap Sa DOST Mila Or Baki Zindagi Ka Bhi SATYANAS Ho Gaya!]]></description> <content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Akele Ja Rahe The<br
/> Jivan ke Rasto Pe</p><p>Naraz</p><p>Dukhi</p><p>Thake Huye</p><p>phir 1 Morr Pe Aap Sa DOST Mila</p><p>Or</p><p>Baki Zindagi Ka Bhi<br
/> SATYANAS<br
/> Ho Gaya!</p> ]]></content:encoded> <wfw:commentRss>http://www.smsdude.com/angry-sms/satyanas/feed/</wfw:commentRss> <slash:comments>0</slash:comments> </item> <item><title>Fuck off!!!</title><link>http://www.smsdude.com/angry-sms/fuck-off/</link> <comments>http://www.smsdude.com/angry-sms/fuck-off/#comments</comments> <pubDate>Mon, 28 Sep 2009 21:01:22 +0000</pubDate> <dc:creator>SMS-Dude</dc:creator> <category><![CDATA[Angry SMS]]></category> <category><![CDATA[Fucking SMS]]></category> <guid
isPermaLink="false">http://www.smsdude.com/?p=3549</guid> <description><![CDATA[When someone insults u.. Think before u react.. It takes 72 muscles to get angry. 14 to smile but only 4 muscles to take ur middle finger up n say fuck off]]></description> <content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>When someone insults u..</p><p>Think before u react..</p><p>It takes 72 muscles to get angry.</p><p>14 to smile</p><p>but</p><p>only 4 muscles to take ur middle finger up n say fuck off</p> ]]></content:encoded> <wfw:commentRss>http://www.smsdude.com/angry-sms/fuck-off/feed/</wfw:commentRss> <slash:comments>0</slash:comments> </item> <item><title>Hadees-e-Nabvi (S.A.W)</title><link>http://www.smsdude.com/angry-sms/hadees-e-nabvi/</link> <comments>http://www.smsdude.com/angry-sms/hadees-e-nabvi/#comments</comments> <pubDate>Wed, 16 Sep 2009 16:33:55 +0000</pubDate> <dc:creator>SMS-Dude</dc:creator> <category><![CDATA[Angry SMS]]></category> <category><![CDATA[Hadith SMS]]></category> <guid
isPermaLink="false">http://www.smsdude.com/?p=1484</guid> <description><![CDATA[Behter woh hai jo der se naraz ho aur jaldi maan jaye, Badter woh hai jo jaldi ghusse main aaye aur dair se Razi ho]]></description> <content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Behter woh hai jo der se naraz ho aur jaldi maan jaye,<br
/> Badter woh hai jo jaldi ghusse main aaye aur dair se Razi ho</p> ]]></content:encoded> <wfw:commentRss>http://www.smsdude.com/angry-sms/hadees-e-nabvi/feed/</wfw:commentRss> <slash:comments>1</slash:comments> </item> <item><title>Chor Dia Hai&#8230;</title><link>http://www.smsdude.com/angry-sms/chor-dia-hai/</link> <comments>http://www.smsdude.com/angry-sms/chor-dia-hai/#comments</comments> <pubDate>Tue, 08 Sep 2009 21:16:21 +0000</pubDate> <dc:creator>SMS-Dude</dc:creator> <category><![CDATA[Angry SMS]]></category> <guid
isPermaLink="false">http://www.smsdude.com/?p=210</guid> <description><![CDATA[Hansi nai labon per ana chor dia hai, Khawabo ne palkon per ana chor dia hai Aati nahi hain tab se hichkiyaan bhi, Aap nai jab se yaad kerna chor dia hai]]></description> <content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Hansi nai labon per ana chor dia hai,<br
/> Khawabo ne palkon per ana chor dia hai</p><p>Aati nahi hain tab se hichkiyaan bhi,<br
/> Aap nai jab se yaad kerna chor dia hai</p> ]]></content:encoded> <wfw:commentRss>http://www.smsdude.com/angry-sms/chor-dia-hai/feed/</wfw:commentRss> <slash:comments>0</slash:comments> </item> </channel> </rss>
