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  • Girl to Boy : Janu aj mujhe itna chodo ! itna chodo k meri choot k cheechrray Urra do..
    Boy : Madarchod ye mera lund hai koi khudkash hamla awer nahi!

  • Ungli kar kar k pani dia nikal

    Boli wo tarap k jaldi se daal

    Josh-e-shevat me lore ko rakha choot pe

    Dono haath jama diye JÄÅÑI us k doodh pe

    Zabt ki achanak asha toot gyi

    Or us k sath hi 1 or chud gyi

    Baad-e-chudai humne kia aaram

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    Ab kia dhoond rahy ho GANDU qissa hua tamam

  • 1 shayar ki BV ne chudai se Inkar kia guseY me ghalib ne shEr kaha

    “Le Jao apni ch00t ko apni maa k BhosrY me,

    K hum ko apnY hath pe aitbar ab bi hy.

  • Or ab GEO SEX

    AaJ Open Market me bachi chodne ka tanasub ye raha:

    18 saal ka seal pack maal 20 hazar, jab k 25 sy 30 ki range 15 hazar tk, jab k international market me gori ki choot marne k 200$ rahe,aaj din k ikhtitaam pe Shamim randi khana 22 bachiyan chudwa kar Sar-E-Fehrist raha.

  • Ek TotLi Larrki
    apna suit Rangwany Gayi
    Aur
    TotLI zuban m
    Rang waly sy boli

    Lun waly
    Melay iss Choot m Aisa LUN Daalna
    k
    Choot Phatt Jaye
    Magal
    LUN na Niklay.

  • GIRL
    Meri choot mn Ungli Dalo
    2sri B Dalo
    Ab Pura hath Dalo.
    Ab Dusra hath Dalo.
    Ab Dono Hathon Se Tali Bajao

    BOY:

    Nahi Bajti

    GIRL:
    Dekha Kitni Tight hai

  • Baar men larki dance ker rahi thi ek angrez utha larki ki chaddi men 200$ phansa diye.
    Phir 1 angrez aur gaya usne 100$ phansa diye.
    Thori der bad 1 pakistani gaya usne apna A.T.M CARD larki ki chooth pe phera or 300$ le ker bhaag gaya.’

    Pakistan zindabad.

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