SMS Dude! » Christmas SMS http://www.smsdude.com free latest sms / funny text messages & jokes Tue, 27 Sep 2011 12:48:33 +0000 en hourly 1 http://wordpress.org/?v=3.3.1 X-mas Greetingshttp://www.smsdude.com/christmas-sms/xmas-greetings/ http://www.smsdude.com/christmas-sms/xmas-greetings/#comments Fri, 25 Dec 2009 16:34:17 +0000 SMS-Dude http://www.smsdude.com/?p=10429 Let us welcome the year which is fresh and new,
Let us cherish each moment it beholds,
Lets celebrate this blissful New year.

Merry X-mas

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trying to put you in a sack please don’t be afraid
because i told santa that i want on this christmas!

–HAPPY XMAS–

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]]> http://www.smsdude.com/christmas-sms/short-christmas-sms/feed/ 0 Church Bellshttp://www.smsdude.com/christmas-sms/church-bells/ http://www.smsdude.com/christmas-sms/church-bells/#comments Fri, 25 Dec 2009 16:34:17 +0000 SMS-Dude http://www.smsdude.com/?p=10437 Christmas is church bells chiming joyfully across the wintry sky, telling of the miracle that came from GOD on high.

—Merry Christmas

]]> http://www.smsdude.com/christmas-sms/church-bells/feed/ 0 Miss You at Christmashttp://www.smsdude.com/christmas-sms/miss-you-christmas/ http://www.smsdude.com/christmas-sms/miss-you-christmas/#comments Fri, 25 Dec 2009 16:34:17 +0000 SMS-Dude http://www.smsdude.com/?p=10438 Christmas may be many things or it may be a few.

For u the joy is each new toy,
.
But for me, it’s watching You

]]> http://www.smsdude.com/christmas-sms/miss-you-christmas/feed/ 0 Christmas Jokehttp://www.smsdude.com/christmas-sms/christmas-joke/ http://www.smsdude.com/christmas-sms/christmas-joke/#comments Fri, 25 Dec 2009 16:34:17 +0000 SMS-Dude http://www.smsdude.com/?p=10440 Sometimes I feel that if Xmas, Father’s Day and Birthdays did not exist, then aftershave too, wouldn’t exist.

]]> http://www.smsdude.com/christmas-sms/christmas-joke/feed/ 0 Christmas Presentshttp://www.smsdude.com/christmas-sms/christmas-presents/ http://www.smsdude.com/christmas-sms/christmas-presents/#comments Fri, 25 Dec 2009 16:34:17 +0000 SMS-Dude http://www.smsdude.com/?p=10441 Most of these new toys are so creative and inventive. This year they have a Neurotic Doll. It’s wound up already…

]]> http://www.smsdude.com/christmas-sms/christmas-presents/feed/ 0 Beautiful Christmashttp://www.smsdude.com/christmas-sms/beautiful-christmas/ http://www.smsdude.com/christmas-sms/beautiful-christmas/#comments Thu, 24 Dec 2009 07:14:09 +0000 SMS-Dude http://www.smsdude.com/?p=10412 Let’s keep xmas beautiful,
Without a thought of greed,
That it might live forever,
To fill our needs…

]]> http://www.smsdude.com/christmas-sms/beautiful-christmas/feed/ 0 Santa Claus Jokehttp://www.smsdude.com/christmas-sms/santa-claus-joke/ http://www.smsdude.com/christmas-sms/santa-claus-joke/#comments Wed, 23 Dec 2009 07:19:08 +0000 SMS-Dude http://www.smsdude.com/?p=10394 Quiz:A kind lawyer, an honest politician and Santa Claus were walking down the street and saw a $50 note. Which one picked it up?

Ans: Santa!

The other two don’t exist!

]]> http://www.smsdude.com/christmas-sms/santa-claus-joke/feed/ 0 Elephanta Claus!http://www.smsdude.com/christmas-sms/elephanta-claus/ http://www.smsdude.com/christmas-sms/elephanta-claus/#comments Wed, 23 Dec 2009 07:19:07 +0000 SMS-Dude http://www.smsdude.com/?p=10396 Quiz: Who delivers elephant’s Christmas presents?

Ans: Elephanta Claus !

]]> http://www.smsdude.com/christmas-sms/elephanta-claus/feed/ 0 Funny Christmas Jokehttp://www.smsdude.com/christmas-sms/funny-christmas-joke/ http://www.smsdude.com/christmas-sms/funny-christmas-joke/#comments Wed, 23 Dec 2009 07:19:07 +0000 SMS-Dude http://www.smsdude.com/?p=10395 One day Santa’s Girlfriend asks him, Darling on our Engagement will you give me a RING?

Santa: Yea sure, Give me ur Telephone No.

]]> http://www.smsdude.com/christmas-sms/funny-christmas-joke/feed/ 0 Together at Christmashttp://www.smsdude.com/christmas-sms/together-at-christmas/ http://www.smsdude.com/christmas-sms/together-at-christmas/#comments Tue, 08 Dec 2009 11:55:16 +0000 URA http://www.smsdude.com/?p=9994 From Home to home,
and heart to heart,
from one place to another.
The warmth and joy of Christmas,
brings us closer to each other.

]]> http://www.smsdude.com/christmas-sms/together-at-christmas/feed/ 0 Christmas Wisheshttp://www.smsdude.com/christmas-sms/christmas-wishes/ http://www.smsdude.com/christmas-sms/christmas-wishes/#comments Tue, 08 Dec 2009 11:55:16 +0000 URA http://www.smsdude.com/?p=9997 May this Christmas be so special
that you never ever feel lonely again
and be surrounded by loved ones throughout!

]]> http://www.smsdude.com/christmas-sms/christmas-wishes/feed/ 0 Blessed Christmashttp://www.smsdude.com/christmas-sms/blessed-christmas/ http://www.smsdude.com/christmas-sms/blessed-christmas/#comments Tue, 08 Dec 2009 11:55:16 +0000 URA http://www.smsdude.com/?p=10000 A silent night,
a star above,
a blessed gift of hope
and love.

A blessed Christmas to you!

]]> http://www.smsdude.com/christmas-sms/blessed-christmas/feed/ 0 Funny Christmashttp://www.smsdude.com/christmas-sms/funny-christmas/ http://www.smsdude.com/christmas-sms/funny-christmas/#comments Tue, 08 Dec 2009 11:55:16 +0000 URA http://www.smsdude.com/?p=10003 Christmas is a time when
everybody wants his past forgotten
and his present remembered.
What I don’t like about office Christmas parties
is looking for a job the next day.

]]> http://www.smsdude.com/christmas-sms/funny-christmas/feed/ 0 Xmas Candlehttp://www.smsdude.com/christmas-sms/xmas-candle/ http://www.smsdude.com/christmas-sms/xmas-candle/#comments Tue, 08 Dec 2009 11:55:16 +0000 URA http://www.smsdude.com/?p=10006 A Christmas candle is a lovely thing;
It makes no noise at all,
But softly gives itself away;
While quite unselfish,
it grows small.

]]> http://www.smsdude.com/christmas-sms/xmas-candle/feed/ 0 Merry Christmashttp://www.smsdude.com/christmas-sms/merry-christmas/ http://www.smsdude.com/christmas-sms/merry-christmas/#comments Tue, 08 Dec 2009 11:55:16 +0000 URA http://www.smsdude.com/?p=10009 May this Christmas end the present year
on a cheerful note and make way
for a fresh and bright new year.
Here’s wishing you a
Merry Christmas and a Happy New Year!

]]> http://www.smsdude.com/christmas-sms/merry-christmas/feed/ 0 Spirit of Christmashttp://www.smsdude.com/christmas-sms/spirit-of-christmas/ http://www.smsdude.com/christmas-sms/spirit-of-christmas/#comments Tue, 08 Dec 2009 11:55:16 +0000 URA http://www.smsdude.com/?p=10012 Christmas is not a time nor a season,
but a state of mind.
To cherish peace and goodwill,
to be plenteous in mercy,
is to have the real spirit of Christmas.

]]> http://www.smsdude.com/christmas-sms/spirit-of-christmas/feed/ 0 Joy of Christmashttp://www.smsdude.com/christmas-sms/joy-of-christmas/ http://www.smsdude.com/christmas-sms/joy-of-christmas/#comments Tue, 08 Dec 2009 11:55:16 +0000 URA http://www.smsdude.com/?p=10018 Somehow, not only for Christmas,
But all the long year through,
The joy that you give to others,
Is the joy that comes back to you.
And the more you spend in blessing,
The poor and lonely and sad,
The more of your heart’s possessing,
Returns to you glad.

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Hope makes all things work,
Love makes all things beautiful,
May you have all the three for this Christmas.
MERRY CHRISTMAS!

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