Pain of missing a harami friend is realized when u r alone watching a gang of sexy girls & u don’t have anybody by your side to say:

“Bhenchod Mammay Dekh”

1 Larki bina sex kiye sardar se paise le k bhag gayi sardar ne akhbar mein add dia
“1 Larki
Qad 5 ft
Rung Gora
Nam Geta
Jise mile Chod dae,payment ho chuki he”

1 Sardar Ne USA K Bar Me Lady Ka Putla Dekha, Jis K Munh Me Paise Daalne Aur Mummay Dabane Se Uski Phudi Se Botal Nikal Aati Thi.

Ghar Aa K Usne BV K Mouh Me Peaise Daal K Zor Se Mummay Daba Diye.
BV Ka Peeshab nikal gaya.

Sardar:
Teri Bhen Nu Lun,
Bhen Chod,
Botal Ander He Tor Ditti.

Mazy K Drops Tatton K Andar Bethey Apas Men Baaten Ker Rahe Thy..

1. Main Bahir Jaa K Pilot Bano Ga..
2. Main Bahir Jaa K Engineer Bano Ga..
3. Main Bahir Ja Ker Doctor Bano Ga..
4th Qatra Dorta Huwa Aaya r Bola..

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“Nasso Pehn Chodo..

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“MUTH” Wajh Gai Jay..

Qatrey Boley.. Shit Yaar..

Saale Ney Career Di Pehn Nu Lun Dey Ditta.

(Dedicate to all Muthal boy)

Girl to Boy : Janu aj mujhe itna chodo ! itna chodo k meri choot k cheechrray Urra do..
Boy : Madarchod ye mera lund hai koi khudkash hamla awer nahi!

1 LUN adalat min gia.
OR
Faryad ki
Judge Sab.
Min chota tha to mera gala kat dia gya,
thora bara hua to masal masal k meri halat khrab kar di,
OR
Jab min jawan howa to muje roz andhy kunwin my dala jata jaha garmi aor tangi ki waja se mera dam ghut-ta.
Muje roz ultiyan ati thin
aor mujy bayhoshi ki halat may bahar nikala jata mera kasoor kiya hy?
Judge: Benchod tera kasoor ye hy k tu akarta bohut hy!!!

1 totla texi driver 3 girls ko le k ja rha tha.
Policeman: lrkiyon ko le k kahan ja rhe ho?
Totla: chodne!
Policeman: kya bkwas ki?
Totla: o g 1 ko park m chodna he or 1 ko agle stop pe chodna he.
Itne m tesri larki cheekhti he
kya bkwas kr rhe ho?
Totla: tm khamosh rho wrna tmhe yaheen chod don ga.