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  • Pain of missing a harami friend is realized when u r alone watching a gang of sexy girls & u don’t have anybody by your side to say:

    “Bhenchod Mammay Dekh”

  • 1 Larki bina sex kiye sardar se paise le k bhag gayi sardar ne akhbar mein add dia
    “1 Larki
    Qad 5 ft
    Rung Gora
    Nam Geta
    Jise mile Chod dae,payment ho chuki he”

  • 1 Sardar Ne USA K Bar Me Lady Ka Putla Dekha, Jis K Munh Me Paise Daalne Aur Mummay Dabane Se Uski Phudi Se Botal Nikal Aati Thi.

    Ghar Aa K Usne BV K Mouh Me Peaise Daal K Zor Se Mummay Daba Diye.
    BV Ka Peeshab nikal gaya.

    Sardar:
    Teri Bhen Nu Lun,
    Bhen Chod,
    Botal Ander He Tor Ditti.

  • Mazy K Drops Tatton K Andar Bethey Apas Men Baaten Ker Rahe Thy..

    1. Main Bahir Jaa K Pilot Bano Ga..
    2. Main Bahir Jaa K Engineer Bano Ga..
    3. Main Bahir Ja Ker Doctor Bano Ga..
    4th Qatra Dorta Huwa Aaya r Bola..

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    “Nasso Pehn Chodo..

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    “MUTH” Wajh Gai Jay..

    Qatrey Boley.. Shit Yaar..

    Saale Ney Career Di Pehn Nu Lun Dey Ditta.

    (Dedicate to all Muthal boy)

  • Girl to Boy : Janu aj mujhe itna chodo ! itna chodo k meri choot k cheechrray Urra do..
    Boy : Madarchod ye mera lund hai koi khudkash hamla awer nahi!

  • 1 LUN adalat min gia.
    OR
    Faryad ki
    Judge Sab.
    Min chota tha to mera gala kat dia gya,
    thora bara hua to masal masal k meri halat khrab kar di,
    OR
    Jab min jawan howa to muje roz andhy kunwin my dala jata jaha garmi aor tangi ki waja se mera dam ghut-ta.
    Muje roz ultiyan ati thin
    aor mujy bayhoshi ki halat may bahar nikala jata mera kasoor kiya hy?
    Judge: Benchod tera kasoor ye hy k tu akarta bohut hy!!!

  • 1 totla texi driver 3 girls ko le k ja rha tha.
    Policeman: lrkiyon ko le k kahan ja rhe ho?
    Totla: chodne!
    Policeman: kya bkwas ki?
    Totla: o g 1 ko park m chodna he or 1 ko agle stop pe chodna he.
    Itne m tesri larki cheekhti he
    kya bkwas kr rhe ho?
    Totla: tm khamosh rho wrna tmhe yaheen chod don ga.

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