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  • Ungli kar kar k pani dia nikal

    Boli wo tarap k jaldi se daal

    Josh-e-shevat me lore ko rakha choot pe

    Dono haath jama diye JÄÅÑI us k doodh pe

    Zabt ki achanak asha toot gyi

    Or us k sath hi 1 or chud gyi

    Baad-e-chudai humne kia aaram

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    Ab kia dhoond rahy ho GANDU qissa hua tamam

  • 1 shayar ki BV ne chudai se Inkar kia guseY me ghalib ne shEr kaha

    “Le Jao apni ch00t ko apni maa k BhosrY me,

    K hum ko apnY hath pe aitbar ab bi hy.

  • Or ab GEO SEX

    AaJ Open Market me bachi chodne ka tanasub ye raha:

    18 saal ka seal pack maal 20 hazar, jab k 25 sy 30 ki range 15 hazar tk, jab k international market me gori ki choot marne k 200$ rahe,aaj din k ikhtitaam pe Shamim randi khana 22 bachiyan chudwa kar Sar-E-Fehrist raha.

  • Sardar (on phone)
    Hello.! 221714?

    Pathan: Kia.?
    Urdu mai bolo yara.!

    Sardar: Do Do Aik Saat Choda.?

    Pathan: Jao yara .! Hm Ny ..TEEN TEEN AIK SAAT CHODA…

  • Ek Patni ne Arz kiya hai…
    Zara Dhire se Chodo Sanam,
    Mehngai ka Zamana hai,
    2 inch ki Chut ko Zindagi Bhar Chalana hai ;)

  • 1 admi larki chodne gya
    usne larki ko nanga kia & ulta jhuka kr bola tmhari chot pr 1 b bal nai hay Q?

    Lrki:
    Bhosri k chodne aya hy ya “KANGI” krne hai

  • Wedding Invitation Mr.&Mrs. Harami Singh request ur Chutia presence on the fucking marriage of their bhanchod son

    LORA SINGH

    with

    PHUDDI KAPUR

    D/O Mr.&Mrs. Gandu singh.

    VENUE: Sheela randi da kotha.

    Bhosri Pura.

    District Kanjar Abad.

    Chudai Pur, Randistan.

    Program: CHUMA CHATTI on 15 Aug.

    MUMMAY DIKHAI, 16 Aug.

    CHOOT CHATAI, 18 Aug.

    Full THOKA THAKI, 20 Aug.

    RSV

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