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  • No Lun
    No Phudi
    No Boobs
    No Choot
    No Chudai
    No Chupa
    Na Kisi Ki Behan Ko Lun
    Na Kisi Ki Maa Ki Choot
    Bas Aaj Saaf Suthra SMS Bhejne Ka Dil Kar Raha Tha!

  • Admi Dr se! Dr sab mai apni BV ko chodta hun to andar jake lun tera hojata ha.Dr ko yaken nhe ata to admi apni BV ko clinic ma lekar Dr k samne karta hai phr bi Dr ko yaken ni ata. Kuch din bad kisi shadi ma Dr apne dosto k sath khara us admi ka mazak ura rha hota hai k is baghairat ne apni BV ko mere samne choda. Dusri taraf wo admi apne dosto k sath khara Dr ko dakh k hasta hai or kehta hai. Yar randi lekar aya tha jaga nhi mili to clinic main chod di.

  • Kisi k samny shlwar mat utarna ae
    WASI,….

    Mint mein sb pthan bn jaty hain…

    Kisi k chodny se koi mar to nai jata,

    Haan mgr chalny k ANDAZ bdl jaty hain

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    jani chod ker aagay forward ker dena 
  • Father & Son At Medical Store,
    Baap Ne CONDOM Ka Pack Kharida,
    Son:Papa Ye Kia Hy?
    Baap: Chohay Marne Ki Dawai,
    Son: LOO Bhenchod phudi Men B Chohay?

  • LADY IN BUS : Aapka kuch Touch Ho Raha Hay!

    Man: Oh! Wo Meri Salary Hay, Pocket Mein!

    Lady:
    MADARCHOD
    TERI SALARY 5 MINUTE MEIN 3 GUNA KAISE BARH GAi.

  • Bush 2 Sardar:yahan her baat pay behenchod behenchod khetay hain what is meant by this?
    Sardar:matlab watan se mohhabat kerne wala
    then Bush in speech in india
    “O behenchoodo mein bhi 1 bohat bara behenchood hoon…”

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