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  • A vilage lady 2Doctor:Mje kuch dino k liye Bacha nahi chaiye.
    Dr:To yh lo CONDOM.
    Vilage lady:ye pani k sath laina hay ya dodh k sth.

    Dr:”Lun”k sath .

  • PAThAN: IMportd CoNdoM hY..

    DukAndAr: SiZE bAtAo..

    PAthAn: SizE to mALooM nAhi..

    DukAndAr: sAmNe kAmrE mE TAbLe mE HoLE hAi, us mai LuN daAl kr SizE CHecK kAr k aAo..

    PAthAn wApAs ayA to DukAndAr nE poochA kon sa size DooN..

    PAthAn: CoNdoM k0 GoLi mAr0 TAbLE kitnEy ka Hy..

  • Aurat:
    DR. Sahib mai 3 saal tuk Bachay Paida nahi karna chahti.

    Docter:
    To Condom lay lo.

    Aurat:
    Pani K sath ya Doodh K sath.

    Docter:
    LUND K sath.

  • 7 Nangay Larkay Apna Apna Khara ker k Road Pe Kharay Thy
    1 Aurat Ne Pocha:
    Are You Advertising For Condoms?
    Larkay:Nahi Madam Ye
    7.UP” ka Add Hy.

  • Teacher:
    Why Love Is Better Than War…?

    Student: Because Condoms Are AviLabLe In Cheaper Rates Than Weapons…

  • ??? Question???

    Condom Me

    Aur

    Aap Me
    kiya Farq Hy???
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    Answer

    Koi nahi,

    Dono He Lund pe Charhtay hen…;-)

  • Srdarni after sex:Kaha tha condom ki jaga rumal mt use karo
    Ab rumal andr re gya na

    Srdr:oye Positive thnking rakh
    Bacha pagri pehn k ayega. . .

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