Cool SMS

Me kal ja raha tha

k meri chappal toot gai
ab chappal to mochi hi seeta hy

seeta to darzi b hy

darzi to kapray seeta hy

kapray to rangeen hoty hain

rangeen to lota b hota hy

lota to bathroom me hota hy
bathroom me to nal b hota hy

nal to lohay ka hota hy

lohay ki to istri b hoti hy

istri to garm hoti hy

garm to custard b hota hy
custard to peela hota hy

peela to chooza b hota hy

chooza to anday se niklta hy

anda to safeed hota hy

safeed to gulab b hota hy

gulab me to kantay hoty hoty hain
kantay to machli me b hoty hain

machli to pani me hoti hy

pani me to kashti b hoti hy
kashti me aadmi hoty hain
aadmi to road pe b hoty hain

road pe to me b chlta hn

chlny se yad aaya

kal me ja raha tha k
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Meri chappal toot gai……

Perfect E.g Of Confidence:
An internee n a big multinatnal companay,dialed C.E.O. by mistake & said:”hey send a hot cofee n acounts deptt,n 2 mins”.

C.E.O. shouted: “Do U know with whom U arE talking ?”

intarnee : “No.”

C.E.O: “I am C.E.O. of the company”.

Intarnee in the same tune: “Do U know with whom U arE talking ?”

C.E.O : “No.”

intarnee said: “Thanx God”
& disconnected the phone!
Dat internee is ur CR..:-)
what a genius man he is.

Past is
“xperiance”

Present is
“xperiment”

Future is
“xpectation”

So use xperiance in ur xperiment to achive ur xpectation.

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iss sms ko sheeshay m dekh kr prna
Its realy interesting…

Ay Allah…!
Main tujh se apny liye kch nhi mangta,
Bs mere pyare baap “” ko,
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Aik khoobsurat si
“BAHU” ataa farma.
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Sab bolo Aameen,

There is always a reason 4 everything
A reason 2 live,
A reason 2 die,
A reason 2 cry,
But if u can’t find a reason to smile

Can I be the reason 4 a while ;)