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  • Pain of missing a harami friend is realized when u r alone watching a gang of sexy girls & u don’t have anybody by your side to say:

    “Bhenchod Mammay Dekh”

  • Ek larki ko peche se kisi ne ungli di aur chup gaya
    peche ek 65 sala baba ta.
    LARKI:baba g miscal ap ne ki?
    Baba shalwar kol k bola mera to balanc hi khatam hai

  • Larkon ko lrkiyon
    Kay bary bary pasand hoty hain,
    Larkiyan jab chalti hen to un k hilte huye bauhat pyare lagty hen,

    Kya?

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    Socho?

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    Nahi pata?

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    Un k pyary pyary bary bary

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    Baal.
    Tu Mummay smjha na?
    saale tharki..

  • Larki Bachay Sy:
    Apni luli Nikalo..

    BACHA: OK..

    LARKI: Ye Kya Aap Ki luli To Pakri He Nahi Jati..

    BACHA:
    “DON KO PAKARNA MUSHKIL HE NAHI BAL K NAMUMKIN HE.

  • Wo kon sa amal hai jis mein apko rahat or dosron ki lanat aik sath mlti hai
    
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    nahi pata
    
    wait
    
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    /    )..)..poooon.
    L_/_/
  • A vilage lady 2Doctor:Mje kuch dino k liye Bacha nahi chaiye.
    Dr:To yh lo CONDOM.
    Vilage lady:ye pani k sath laina hay ya dodh k sth.

    Dr:”Lun”k sath .

  • 1 Larki bina sex kiye sardar se paise le k bhag gayi sardar ne akhbar mein add dia
    “1 Larki
    Qad 5 ft
    Rung Gora
    Nam Geta
    Jise mile Chod dae,payment ho chuki he”

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