Dirty SMS

Shama ka dil nahi karta kisi ka par jalanay ko…

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Parwana khud aata ha apni maa yuvany ko…
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“Pakiza Jazba”

Jub Tum Kisi Ko Nazar Andaz Karo or Wo Tumhen Iska Badla Wafa De
To
Jaan Lo

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Tattay Utha Raha He,
Zarur Koi Matlab Hoga Gandu Ka.

Wo kon si cheez hai jo ap k andar jay to apko bohat sakoon milta hai
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1 glass Thanda Paani.

Tu LUN samaj raha tha na, GANDU, tu nahi badle ga.

Mobile ko kbi b peche ki jeb main mat rkhna
q k agr bettry phati tu gaand b phat jayegi

Log hath se gaand dhote hain tum gaand se hath dho betho gay.

1 aurat buzurg k pair choo kr boli Baba ji koi aqal ki bat batayen
Baba
Bibi brazier pehn kr aya karo
hilte mammay dekh k to khud meri aqal kam nahi karti.

Nazam ka Unwaan hay
“ßaßa 0r PaPPu”

Arz Kiya hay..

ßaßa ßakriyan Chaar da,,
ßund PaPPu di Maar da..

PaPPu Nassan di Karey,,
ßaßa Andar Rakhan di Karey..

PaPPu Vichara Ro peya,,
ßaßey da Andar hi Cho peya..

ßaßa ßund Maar K Nass geya,,
PaPPu Msg Parh K Hass peya..

Hi PaPPu
From ßaßa

Larki,
“…..Kaisa Hota Hai?”

Larka,
“Kuch Ka Chota, Kuch Ka Lamba, Kuch Ka Mota, Kuch Ka Patla, Kuch Ka Sakht!”
Larki,
“Lagta Hai Sari Umar…… Hi Marvai Ha