Dirty SMS

Pain of missing a harami friend is realized when u r alone watching a gang of sexy girls & u don’t have anybody by your side to say:

“Bhenchod Mammay Dekh”

Larki Bachay Sy:
Apni luli Nikalo..

BACHA: OK..

LARKI: Ye Kya Aap Ki luli To Pakri He Nahi Jati..

BACHA:
“DON KO PAKARNA MUSHKIL HE NAHI BAL K NAMUMKIN HE.

Ek larki ko peche se kisi ne ungli di aur chup gaya
peche ek 65 sala baba ta.
LARKI:baba g miscal ap ne ki?
Baba shalwar kol k bola mera to balanc hi khatam hai

Larkon ko lrkiyon
Kay bary bary pasand hoty hain,
Larkiyan jab chalti hen to un k hilte huye bauhat pyare lagty hen,

Kya?

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Socho?

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Nahi pata?

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Un k pyary pyary bary bary

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Baal.
Tu Mummay smjha na?
saale tharki..

Wo kon sa amal hai jis mein apko rahat or dosron ki lanat aik sath mlti hai

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nahi pata

wait

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A vilage lady 2Doctor:Mje kuch dino k liye Bacha nahi chaiye.
Dr:To yh lo CONDOM.
Vilage lady:ye pani k sath laina hay ya dodh k sth.

Dr:”Lun”k sath .

1 Larki bina sex kiye sardar se paise le k bhag gayi sardar ne akhbar mein add dia
“1 Larki
Qad 5 ft
Rung Gora
Nam Geta
Jise mile Chod dae,payment ho chuki he”