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  • Parwana

    Shama ka dil nahi karta kisi ka par jalanay ko…

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    Parwana khud aata ha apni maa yuvany ko…
    :-

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  • “Pakiza Jazba”

    Jub Tum Kisi Ko Nazar Andaz Karo or Wo Tumhen Iska Badla Wafa De
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    Jaan Lo

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    Tattay Utha Raha He,
    Zarur Koi Matlab Hoga Gandu Ka.

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  • Gandu

    Wo kon si cheez hai jo ap k andar jay to apko bohat sakoon milta hai
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    1 glass Thanda Paani.

    Tu LUN samaj raha tha na, GANDU, tu nahi badle ga.

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  • Battery

    Mobile ko kbi b peche ki jeb main mat rkhna
    q k agr bettry phati tu gaand b phat jayegi

    Log hath se gaand dhote hain tum gaand se hath dho betho gay.

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  • 1 aurat buzurg k pair choo kr boli Baba ji koi aqal ki bat batayen
    Baba
    Bibi brazier pehn kr aya karo
    hilte mammay dekh k to khud meri aqal kam nahi karti.

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  • Pappu

    Nazam ka Unwaan hay
    “ßaßa 0r PaPPu”

    Arz Kiya hay..

    ßaßa ßakriyan Chaar da,,
    ßund PaPPu di Maar da..

    PaPPu Nassan di Karey,,
    ßaßa Andar Rakhan di Karey..

    PaPPu Vichara Ro peya,,
    ßaßey da Andar hi Cho peya..

    ßaßa ßund Maar K Nass geya,,
    PaPPu Msg Parh K Hass peya..

    Hi PaPPu
    From ßaßa

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  • Larki,
    “…..Kaisa Hota Hai?”

    Larka,
    “Kuch Ka Chota, Kuch Ka Lamba, Kuch Ka Mota, Kuch Ka Patla, Kuch Ka Sakht!”
    Larki,
    “Lagta Hai Sari Umar…… Hi Marvai Ha

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