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Harami Friend

SMS-Dude — Fri, 30 Apr 2010 12:38:07 +0000

Pain of missing a harami friend is realized when u r alone watching a gang of sexy girls & u don’t have anybody by your side to say:

“Bhenchod Mammay Dekh”

Tharki

SMS-Dude — Thu, 15 Apr 2010 18:28:28 +0000

Larkon ko lrkiyon
Kay bary bary pasand hoty hain,
Larkiyan jab chalti hen to un k hilte huye bauhat pyare lagty hen,

Kya?

Socho?

Nahi pata?

Un k pyary pyary bary bary

Baal.
Tu Mummay smjha na?
saale tharki..

DON

SMS-Dude — Thu, 15 Apr 2010 18:28:28 +0000

Larki Bachay Sy:
Apni luli Nikalo..

BACHA: OK..

LARKI: Ye Kya Aap Ki luli To Pakri He Nahi Jati..

BACHA:
“DON KO PAKARNA MUSHKIL HE NAHI BAL K NAMUMKIN HE.

No Balance!

SMS-Dude — Thu, 15 Apr 2010 18:28:28 +0000

Ek larki ko peche se kisi ne ungli di aur chup gaya
peche ek 65 sala baba ta.
LARKI:baba g miscal ap ne ki?
Baba shalwar kol k bola mera to balanc hi khatam hai

Poo!

SMS-Dude — Tue, 13 Apr 2010 17:55:39 +0000

Wo kon sa amal hai jis mein apko rahat or dosron ki lanat aik sath mlti hai
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nahi pata
wait
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/    )..)..poooon.
L_/_/

Lun Ke Sath!

SMS-Dude — Mon, 12 Apr 2010 17:44:10 +0000

A vilage lady 2Doctor:Mje kuch dino k liye Bacha nahi chaiye.
Dr:To yh lo CONDOM.
Vilage lady:ye pani k sath laina hay ya dodh k sth.

Dr:”Lun”k sath .

Payment Done!

SMS-Dude — Wed, 07 Apr 2010 18:34:21 +0000

1 Larki bina sex kiye sardar se paise le k bhag gayi sardar ne akhbar mein add dia
“1 Larki
Qad 5 ft
Rung Gora
Nam Geta
Jise mile Chod dae,payment ho chuki he”

Khawb Tha

SMS-Dude — Tue, 06 Apr 2010 18:08:08 +0000

SUHAG RAAT

3:17am: Start kiss

3:21-open Nighty

3:24-Open Brazr

3:27-Open panty

3:31-Press Boobs

3:39am: ?

“EHTILAM”

KHUWAB THA (tharkiyo)

Judge to Punjabi

SMS-Dude — Tue, 06 Apr 2010 18:08:07 +0000

Badsha ne punjabi ko sza-e mot sunayi or 1 murghi de kr kaha tm isay jse maro ge me tum ko wse hi marunga

punjbi ne murghi ki gardan apni gand me le k dabadi

Botel

SMS-Dude — Mon, 05 Apr 2010 17:12:54 +0000

1 Sardar Ne USA K Bar Me Lady Ka Putla Dekha, Jis K Munh Me Paise Daalne Aur Mummay Dabane Se Uski Phudi Se Botal Nikal Aati Thi.

Ghar Aa K Usne BV K Mouh Me Peaise Daal K Zor Se Mummay Daba Diye.
BV Ka Peeshab nikal gaya.

Sardar:
Teri Bhen Nu Lun,
Bhen Chod,
Botal Ander He Tor Ditti.

Pathan Hoga?

SMS-Dude — Sun, 04 Apr 2010 19:09:34 +0000

Suhaag Raat Biwi ki soch . . !!

~ Agr wo oopar oopar kry ga to Anjaan ho ga

~ Agar wo Andar kry ga to Mehrbaan ho ga

~ Agr wo 2sri baar kry ga to Jawan ho ga

~ Agr 3sri baar kry ga to Tufaan ho ga

~ Agr 4thi baar kry ga to Nuksaan ho ga

Aur

~ Agr Peechay sy kry ga to Pathan ho ga,

No Smoking!

SMS-Dude — Sun, 04 Apr 2010 19:09:34 +0000

1 Larkay ka LUND chota or patla tha
Wo apni lover ko andheray main le gaya
or us k haath main pakrha diya

Lover boli.

Sorry Janu main cigrate nahi peeti.

Javed Miandad & Imran Khan

SMS-Dude — Sun, 04 Apr 2010 19:09:34 +0000

JAVED MIYANDAD or IMRAN KHAN ke larai ki asle waja..

Miandaad ny shot mar kar imran ko totle zuban may awaz de… “imlan bhai… lun le lo..” :-)

Patient to Doctor

SMS-Dude — Sat, 03 Apr 2010 14:46:56 +0000

1 Doctor
Ne mreez baba k 2 teeke lgaey or teesra ek dosre mreez k lye tyar krne lga,
Baba smja ye b mare lye hai!

Baba dr se: putar bond paili wari vaikhi A?

Doodh

SMS-Dude — Thu, 01 Apr 2010 20:05:19 +0000

Dulhan: Kamry may aty hi Brazer utarny lagi.

Dulha: Ye kia kar rahi ho?

Dulhan: Maa nay kaha tha Dulha jesy hi kamry may ay sab se pehle dudh pilana.. ;

Harami Pan

SMS-Dude — Thu, 01 Apr 2010 17:07:51 +0000

BACHON KA HARAMI PAN.
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Bacha shopkeeper se: sooji hay.

Shopkeeper:
Ji haan sooji hay.

Bacha:
Tou phir marwai q thi…??

Gaando

SMS-Dude — Tue, 30 Mar 2010 14:50:08 +0000

NaukaR:
Saab aapke kisi khaaS doSt ka fone aya tha

Saab:
Tuje keSe pata k woh meRa khaaS doSt hy?

NaukaR:
woh pooch Raha tha k Gaando kahan hy?

Muthal Boys

SMS-Dude — Tue, 30 Mar 2010 14:50:08 +0000

Mazy K Drops Tatton K Andar Bethey Apas Men Baaten Ker Rahe Thy..

1. Main Bahir Jaa K Pilot Bano Ga..
2. Main Bahir Jaa K Engineer Bano Ga..
3. Main Bahir Ja Ker Doctor Bano Ga..
4th Qatra Dorta Huwa Aaya r Bola..

“Nasso Pehn Chodo..

“MUTH” Wajh Gai Jay..

Qatrey Boley.. Shit Yaar..

Saale Ney Career Di Pehn Nu Lun Dey Ditta.

(Dedicate to all Muthal boy)

Khudkash Hamla Awar

Umair — Mon, 29 Mar 2010 16:40:56 +0000

Girl to Boy : Janu aj mujhe itna chodo ! itna chodo k meri choot k cheechrray Urra do..
Boy : Madarchod ye mera lund hai koi khudkash hamla awer nahi!

Names Of Lun

SMS-Dude — Fri, 26 Mar 2010 07:24:20 +0000

Names Of lun With Ages:
01-05:Nono
06-10: Phunno
11-14: Lulli
15-20: Lun
20-25: Pyaasa
26-35: Shikari
36-50: Naram Garam
51-60: Kaam Chor
61-75: Zinda laash