Dirty SMS

SUHAG RAAT

3:17am: Start kiss

3:21-open Nighty

3:24-Open Brazr

3:27-Open panty

3:31-Press Boobs

3:39am: ?

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“EHTILAM”

KHUWAB THA (tharkiyo)

Badsha ne punjabi ko sza-e mot sunayi or 1 murghi de kr kaha tm isay jse maro ge me tum ko wse hi marunga

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punjbi ne murghi ki gardan apni gand me le k dabadi

1 Sardar Ne USA K Bar Me Lady Ka Putla Dekha, Jis K Munh Me Paise Daalne Aur Mummay Dabane Se Uski Phudi Se Botal Nikal Aati Thi.

Ghar Aa K Usne BV K Mouh Me Peaise Daal K Zor Se Mummay Daba Diye.
BV Ka Peeshab nikal gaya.

Sardar:
Teri Bhen Nu Lun,
Bhen Chod,
Botal Ander He Tor Ditti.

Suhaag Raat Biwi ki soch . . !!

~ Agr wo oopar oopar kry ga to Anjaan ho ga

~ Agar wo Andar kry ga to Mehrbaan ho ga

~ Agr wo 2sri baar kry ga to Jawan ho ga

~ Agr 3sri baar kry ga to Tufaan ho ga

~ Agr 4thi baar kry ga to Nuksaan ho ga

Aur

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~ Agr Peechay sy kry ga to Pathan ho ga,

1 Larkay ka LUND chota or patla tha
Wo apni lover ko andheray main le gaya
or us k haath main pakrha diya

Lover boli.

Sorry Janu main cigrate nahi peeti.

JAVED MIYANDAD or IMRAN KHAN ke larai ki asle waja..

Miandaad ny shot mar kar imran ko totle zuban may awaz de… “imlan bhai… lun le lo..” :-)

1 Doctor
Ne mreez baba k 2 teeke lgaey or teesra ek dosre mreez k lye tyar krne lga,
Baba smja ye b mare lye hai!

Baba dr se: putar bond paili wari vaikhi A?