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  • SUHAG RAAT

    3:17am: Start kiss

    3:21-open Nighty

    3:24-Open Brazr

    3:27-Open panty

    3:31-Press Boobs

    3:39am: ?

    ?

    “EHTILAM”

    KHUWAB THA (tharkiyo)

  • Badsha ne punjabi ko sza-e mot sunayi or 1 murghi de kr kaha tm isay jse maro ge me tum ko wse hi marunga

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    punjbi ne murghi ki gardan apni gand me le k dabadi

  • 1 Sardar Ne USA K Bar Me Lady Ka Putla Dekha, Jis K Munh Me Paise Daalne Aur Mummay Dabane Se Uski Phudi Se Botal Nikal Aati Thi.

    Ghar Aa K Usne BV K Mouh Me Peaise Daal K Zor Se Mummay Daba Diye.
    BV Ka Peeshab nikal gaya.

    Sardar:
    Teri Bhen Nu Lun,
    Bhen Chod,
    Botal Ander He Tor Ditti.

  • Suhaag Raat Biwi ki soch . . !!

    ~ Agr wo oopar oopar kry ga to Anjaan ho ga

    ~ Agar wo Andar kry ga to Mehrbaan ho ga

    ~ Agr wo 2sri baar kry ga to Jawan ho ga

    ~ Agr 3sri baar kry ga to Tufaan ho ga

    ~ Agr 4thi baar kry ga to Nuksaan ho ga

    Aur

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    ~ Agr Peechay sy kry ga to Pathan ho ga,

  • 1 Larkay ka LUND chota or patla tha
    Wo apni lover ko andheray main le gaya
    or us k haath main pakrha diya

    Lover boli.

    Sorry Janu main cigrate nahi peeti.

  • JAVED MIYANDAD or IMRAN KHAN ke larai ki asle waja..

    Miandaad ny shot mar kar imran ko totle zuban may awaz de… “imlan bhai… lun le lo..” :-)

  • 1 Doctor
    Ne mreez baba k 2 teeke lgaey or teesra ek dosre mreez k lye tyar krne lga,
    Baba smja ye b mare lye hai!

    Baba dr se: putar bond paili wari vaikhi A?

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