Dirty SMS

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jani chod ker aagay forward ker dena 

Niche ap k lye DOSTI ka gift hai

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danda hai,
Gand me Ghusa le
Msg karta nhi hai,Gift chahiye
GANDU KO

Zindgi mei taraqi ki manzilen tay krte krte jb kbi saans lene k lye ruko tu peeche murh kr zaror dekhna

Kia pta? Tumhari Gand phat chuki ho. -

Bachay k khatney K Waqt “NAee” ko sub Mashwarey deney Lagey.!
Chachi BoLi: Ess K Chachey jaisa Nokdar banana.?
Maami BoLi: Ess K Mamey jaisa GooL Matool Ho.?
Khala BoLi: Ess K KhaLu ki Tarah Tirchi Topi Ho.?

“NAee” Dhoti Utha K BoLa: Aap ki Marzi hai Waisey Fashion Aaj kal Yeh Wala Chal Raha hai.>U<

Boy:Can i Kiss U?
Girl:Where On Vertical or Horizental Lips?
Boy:What?
Girl:I Mean on Upper or Lower Lips?
Boy:I didnt Get U?
Girl: ‘kanjar’ Hont pe Ya Choot pe

Father & Son At Medical Store,
Baap Ne CONDOM Ka Pack Kharida,
Son:Papa Ye Kia Hy?
Baap: Chohay Marne Ki Dawai,
Son: LOO Bhenchod phudi Men B Chohay?

Sameena aao khelain ge,

Nahi aap hamari le lain ge…

Yehi to pyar ki
kasauti hai,

Nahi meri bohat he choti hai…

Dekh teray liye is dil mein kitna pyar bhara hai,

Nahi mujhe pata hai aap ka kitna bara hai…

Dekh yeh tera husun aur nikhar dega,

Jee nahi yeh to meri phaar de ga ;)