Dirty SMS

Kitna shok he tujhe sms karne ka.

Kia shairana tabiyat tu ne pai hai.

Tera ek ek sms parh k lagta hai!

Jese tu ne “shayar” se gand marwai hai.

Aurat: mera shohar mere se sex nahi karte
Doctor: ye 1 goli roz khilana,
Aurat ne 1 goli shohar ko di to rat ko shohar ne sex kiya,
Agle din usne 2 goli di to shohar ne khoob josh se sex kiya,
Teesre din aurat ne puri botal ki golyan chai me mila kar khila di.
2 din baad doctor ne aurat k betay se haal chaal poocha to beta bola: mummy mar gai, chachi hospital main hai,
Nokrani ne papa par zana ka case kar diya aur meri gand abhi bhi dukh rahi hai.

Ek Bar Dosti ki khatir

Apni khushi se

Mere dil ki khatir

Apne maze k liye

Apni ungli pr

Tail lga kr

Gaand me lekar Bolo

Uff¿?…

I
MISS
U

“Thought of the Day”

zindagi ki race main 1st anay k liye

hamesha ye soch kar bhago k

peche lun hai

Agar rukay to gand main ghus jaye ga”

Ek deewar pe likha hua tha “dekho kutta peshab kar raha ha”%
Pathan ne wahan peshab kardia or bola: “Hahaha peshab ham ne kiya or naam kutte ka aega

Papu Jadugr se: Mujhy jadu dikhao

Jadugr:Apni pant utar k jhuko

Jadugr: Ander ungli mehsos hui

Papu:Han
Jdgr:Dekho mere 2no hath uper hen…

Desi DICTIONARY 2009 :

SELFISH
Chootiya

STUPID MAN
LuL Laini Da

DESTROY
Loray Lagna

IGNORE
Meray lund nu thand

POWERFUL
Tatton mai paani hona.

MILD LOSS
Gand phat jana.

BIG LOSS
Gand phat kar Galay mei aa-jana.

JELOUSY
chuowain sar jana.

DO WRONG
maa yuwana.

REFUSAL
mera lun krda ie.

RUN AWAY
Gand dikhana.

FEAR
Tattay short hojana.

FRANKNESS
Bota lun te na charh.

INTERRUPTION
Pehlay tusi pehn yawa lo.