Dirty SMS

Dulhan: Kamry may aty hi Brazer utarny lagi.

Dulha: Ye kia kar rahi ho?

Dulhan: Maa nay kaha tha Dulha jesy hi kamry may ay sab se pehle dudh pilana.. ;

BACHON KA HARAMI PAN.
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Bacha shopkeeper se: sooji hay.

Shopkeeper:
Ji haan sooji hay.

Bacha:
Tou phir marwai q thi…??

NaukaR:
Saab aapke kisi khaaS doSt ka fone aya tha

Saab:
Tuje keSe pata k woh meRa khaaS doSt hy?

NaukaR:
woh pooch Raha tha k Gaando kahan hy?

Mazy K Drops Tatton K Andar Bethey Apas Men Baaten Ker Rahe Thy..

1. Main Bahir Jaa K Pilot Bano Ga..
2. Main Bahir Jaa K Engineer Bano Ga..
3. Main Bahir Ja Ker Doctor Bano Ga..
4th Qatra Dorta Huwa Aaya r Bola..

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“Nasso Pehn Chodo..

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“MUTH” Wajh Gai Jay..

Qatrey Boley.. Shit Yaar..

Saale Ney Career Di Pehn Nu Lun Dey Ditta.

(Dedicate to all Muthal boy)

Girl to Boy : Janu aj mujhe itna chodo ! itna chodo k meri choot k cheechrray Urra do..
Boy : Madarchod ye mera lund hai koi khudkash hamla awer nahi!

Names Of lun With Ages:
01-05:Nono
06-10: Phunno
11-14: Lulli
15-20: Lun
20-25: Pyaasa
26-35: Shikari
36-50: Naram Garam
51-60: Kaam Chor
61-75: Zinda laash

Card recharge karo to 20 rupay hazam.
Tamam network walo tumhari bhen ko lun.

Balance check karo to 12 paisay hazm.
Tamam network walo tumhari maa ko lun.

Miscall maro to 6 paisay hazam .
Tamam network walo tumhari maa ko lun.
Or
jo ye sms aagay na pohnchaye us ki gaand me sab ka lun..