Dirty SMS

1 Fauji ko shart lgane ka shauq tha.
Major ne usay bulaya or shart lgane se mna kiya
Fauji bola Sir aakhri shart
Aap ko Bwaseer hai
Major:Main shart lgata hoon nahi hai
Fauji:Main ungli de K dekhon ga
Major:khush hote hue,5000 ki shart Fauji ne ungli di, darwaza khula or Sare staff ne Andr jhanka or Ronay lage
major pent pehan kr bahir gya
poocha kya hua
Staff wale bole Fauji ne hum se 1 Lakh ki shart lga K gya tha K main Major ki gaand mein ungli doon ga

Suhag raat ko
Shohar:
Aaj sy tumahari hr cheez mein istamal karon ga.

Wife:
acha,Wo Plastic ka LUN aram sy lena,Bohat Bara hai.

Larki k inkar pr masom c ek Ghazal.

Yun hum ko satany ki zarurat kya thi
Gaand meri jalany ki zarurat kya thi

Jo nahi tha Ishq to keh dia hota
Maa chudany ki zarurat kya thi

Maloom tha agr ye khuwab toot jaye’n gy
Neend mein aa kr chudwany ki zarurat kya thi

Ishq pr lagti rahegi hr daur mein pabandi
Ek aashiq ki Gand phatwany ki zarurat kya thi

Maan loon agr ye yaktarfa mohabbat thi
Par mjhy dekh kr ma ki lorri muskuranay ki zarorat kiya thi ,

Hmne 1 MURGA pkra
pinjry my bnd kia
wo pechy sy nikl gya
fir pkra
Bnd kia
fir pechy sy nikl gya
gusa aya
Pkra
kata
pkaya
khaya..

wo fir pechy sy nikl gya! ???

Medical rap Suhag Rat Biwi Se Sex Kar Raha Tha

Biwi Ne Kaha: Ye “Lun” Tumhara Ha?

Medical rap: Kiya Matlab?

Biwi: Medical Raps Ke Pass Aksar sample hoty ha.

Man: 1 anda(egg) de do.
Dukandar: ye lo.
MAN: thora bara do.
Dukandar: ye lo.
MAN: thora aur bara do.
Dukandar: 4 rupay mein murghi ki gand pharey ga kya?

<--------<<
yeh TEER
SMS bhejhnay wale ki shan main
aur
.
Aur
parhny wale ki
Gand main.
  )   ' (
/    )..) <-----<<
L_/ \_l