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Dirty SMS & Text Messages
Major & Fauji
Sep 29
1 Fauji ko shart lgane ka shauq tha.
Major ne usay bulaya or shart lgane se mna kiya
Fauji bola Sir aakhri shart
Aap ko Bwaseer hai
Major:Main shart lgata hoon nahi hai
Fauji:Main ungli de K dekhon ga
Major:khush hote hue,5000 ki shart Fauji ne ungli di, darwaza khula or Sare staff ne Andr jhanka or Ronay lage
major pent pehan kr bahir gya
poocha kya hua
Staff wale bole Fauji ne hum se 1 Lakh ki shart lga K gya tha K main Major ki gaand mein ungli doon gaSuhag Raat
Sep 29
Suhag raat ko
Shohar:
Aaj sy tumahari hr cheez mein istamal karon ga.Wife:
acha,Wo Plastic ka LUN aram sy lena,Bohat Bara hai.Dirty Shayari
Sep 29
Larki k inkar pr masom c ek Ghazal.
Yun hum ko satany ki zarurat kya thi
Gaand meri jalany ki zarurat kya thiJo nahi tha Ishq to keh dia hota
Maa chudany ki zarurat kya thiMaloom tha agr ye khuwab toot jaye’n gy
Neend mein aa kr chudwany ki zarurat kya thiIshq pr lagti rahegi hr daur mein pabandi
Ek aashiq ki Gand phatwany ki zarurat kya thiMaan loon agr ye yaktarfa mohabbat thi
Par mjhy dekh kr ma ki lorri muskuranay ki zarorat kiya thi ,Fir Nikal Gaya
Sep 29
Hmne 1 MURGA pkra
pinjry my bnd kia
wo pechy sy nikl gya
fir pkra
Bnd kia
fir pechy sy nikl gya
gusa aya
Pkra
kata
pkaya
khaya..wo fir pechy sy nikl gya! ???
Medical Rep ki Suhag Rat
Sep 28
Medical rap Suhag Rat Biwi Se Sex Kar Raha Tha
Biwi Ne Kaha: Ye “Lun” Tumhara Ha?
Medical rap: Kiya Matlab?
Biwi: Medical Raps Ke Pass Aksar sample hoty ha.
4 Rupees
Sep 27
Man: 1 anda(egg) de do.
Dukandar: ye lo.
MAN: thora bara do.
Dukandar: ye lo.
MAN: thora aur bara do.
Dukandar: 4 rupay mein murghi ki gand pharey ga kya?Jaa Teer…
Sep 27
<--------<< yeh TEER SMS bhejhnay wale ki shan main aur . Aur parhny wale ki Gand main. ) ' ( / )..) <-----<< L_/ \_l



