Dirty SMS

1 Khan lund pe tail laga k,
Tisue pas rakh k,
Naswar monh mein dal k,
Tayar betha tha,

Pocha Khan sb intezar kis ka hai?

Khan: Bus zara ye larka msg parh le

1 lerki ki Shadi hui. Suhag Rat ko husband se dur ho kar beth gai.

Husband: Kya huwa?

Girl: Maa Ko Kasam Di thi k Shadi k baad Ghalat kaam nahin karun gi.

11 girls ne FRUIT Wale se 11 keley mange

FRUIT WALA: 12 Hi lelo drjen ka hisab laga donga

1 Larki boli: Lelo yar

1 SMS Parhne wale ki Gand me de den ge.

1 admi ne zoo mai 3 trah ki zuban bolnay wala tota dekha jo urdu english aur punjabi bolta tha.
Admi: how r u?
Tota: I am fine
admi:kia haal hai?
tota: theek hun ji
admi: o ki haal a?

tota: o kisi gashti maa dia putra tenu 2 vari akhya nai k tera peo theek a.:-)

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Kya Hua Agar sMs Ka Balanc Nai Hai??
Is me GAAND dene Wali Kya BAAT Hai!!
UTH Jao Pir Kabhi sMs Bhaij Dena...

Ak pathan biwi ki gand pe hath pher k ro para..

Biwi ne pucha sartaj ap kiun roe?
Pathan: Tumhari gand pe hath phair k aj uski yad aa gai jo sms parh raha hai!

Pathan 1 bachay ko set krne k lye Bola
Gand Marvany Se Nazar Tez Hoti Hai

Punjabi bacha Bola
Isi Liye EID Ka Chand Sab Se Pehle Peshawar walon KO NAZAR AATA HA