Dirty SMS

TENSION
Larki ne Apse Lift mangi
Raste me UskiTabiat
Kharab h0gai
Aap Hospital Le gay
Doc bola
Ap bap ban’ne wale ho
apk0 TENTION!
Ap bole
Me iska
Bap nhi! Phr larki say pucha
Larki boli
Yehi
Baap hy
Apk0 0r tenti0n
Phr
Police i
Apka medical chek up hua

Report i k
Ap to kabhi
Bap hi
Nhi bn sakte
Aap ne
Khuda ka
Shukr
Ada kia
Aur ap khushi khushi bahar a gaye!
0r phr
Socha k

Ghar pe jo 4 bache hen..
Wo kis k hen.. ;-> apk0 phr
TENTION

BOSS: Tum itnay short kaprray kun pehan ker aati ho.

ASIST GIRL: Sir salary itni kam hai poray kaprray kaisy lain.

BOSS:To kal say salary band.

Miss: What should be in a book to make it a bestseller?

Student: A girl on the cover and no cover on the girl.